Alloyed

$ nodejs --version  && lua -v && luajit -v
	v0.10.28
	Lua 5.2.3  Copyright (C) 1994-2013 Lua.org, PUC-Rio
	LuaJIT 2.0.3 -- Copyright (C) 2005-2014 Mike Pall. http://luajit.org/

$ nodejs --expose-gc test.js && lua test.lua && luajit test.lua
	----
	nodejs
	----
	  1804856

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# Usage: Either sshcat host:file or sshcat host file
# handy as a drop-in replacement for normal cat in piped oneliners, etc.

sshcat() {
        if [[ "$1" == *:* ]]; then
                ssh "${1%:*}" "cat ${1##*:}";
        else
                ssh "$1" "cat $2";
        fi
}