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Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program! | |
Any man, in the right situation, is capable of murder. But not any man is capable of being a good camper. So, murder and camping are not as similar as you might think. | |
As the snow started to fall, he tugged his coat tighter around himself. Too tight, as it turned out. "This is the fourth coat crushing this year", said the sergeant as he outlined the body with a special pencil that writes on snow. | |
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw f*** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill. | |
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the gu |
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The cat was seen as a sacred animial in ancient Eqypt, and the history of domestic cats dates back to as early as 8000 years. | |
The biggest breed of domesticated cats are called a Maine Coon cat and weighs up to 11 kg. | |
Cats are some of the smartest animals and can interpret a human's mood and feelings. | |
The average cat sleeps between 12-14 hours a day. | |
Cats paw (repeatedly treading on a spot - often it's owner) to mark their territory. Cats sweat through the bottom of their paws and rub this off as a marking mechanism. | |
White cats with blue eyes are quite often born deaf. | |
Cat urine glows in the dark if a black light is shined on it. This is a good way to detect cat urine in your home. | |
Cats have 220^0 field of view where humans only have 180^0. | |
Cats' sense of smell is 14 times stronger than that of humans. | |
Cats have 30 permanent teeth, while adult humans have 32. |
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<?php | |
// Get a greeting based on the body | |
$Body = $_GET['Body']; | |
if(stripos($Body, "e4n3m23pd90vc4:9nfaDFADFD42baconP0o") !== FALSE){ | |
$greeting = "<Command not recognized> "; | |
} | |
else if(stripos($Body, "stop") !== FALSE || strlen($Body)>30){ | |
$greeting = "Hammer time. "; | |
} |
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LOCAL_PATH := $(call my-dir) | |
include $(CLEAR_VARS) | |
LOCAL_MODULE := game_shared | |
LOCAL_MODULE_FILENAME := libgame | |
LOCAL_SRC_FILES := hellocpp/main.cpp \ | |
../../Classes/AppDelegate.cpp \ |
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# Filename : Image2Map.py | |
# Authors : Alex Swan, Georg Muntingh and Bjorn Lindeijer | |
# Version : 1.3 | |
# Date : June 17, 2013 | |
# Copyright : Public Domain | |
import os, sys, networkx | |
from PIL import Image | |
class TileMap: |
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public static void PrintHello(int remaining){ | |
print "Hello World\n"; | |
if(remaining > 1) PrintHello(remaining-1); | |
} | |
PrintHello(1200); |
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javascript: { | |
var color = null; | |
var c = $('canvas.sketchpad')[0]; | |
var swidth = 32; | |
var sheight = 32; | |
var emojiX = 0; | |
var emojiY = 0; | |
function changeColor(newColor) { |
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Find the tutorial at http://quipimages.herokuapp.com | |
Find the code source at http://quipimages.herokuapp.com/javascripts/bookmarklet.js |
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Dining wait list - email newsletter | |
Windows 8 - Current Calls - connect, terminate, call back, | |
Get the Picture! (r/pics) | |
Shut up and Take My Money! App (zappos, doba, best buy, reddit) | |
What's playing? Get zip code from Twilio, get tour info from JamBase, get music from eMusic | |
- press * to send text with JamBase event info link | |
- press # to move to next event |
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// Replace this with your recipe id from https://www.gooten.com/Admin/#/settings/api | |
const RECIPE_ID = "xxxxxxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxx-xxxxxxxxxxxx"; | |
fetch(`https://api.print.io/api/v/5/source/api/productpreview/?recipeid=${RECIPE_ID}`, { | |
"method": "POST", | |
"headers": { | |
"content-type": "application/json" | |
}, | |
"body": JSON.stringify({ | |
"Sku": "PremiumPhoneCase-iPhone-12-SnapCaseGloss", | |
"Images": [ |
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