BrainFeeder

<?php

/**
 * Joins an array of strings into a comma-separated string of readable output.
 * Array ['John', 'Paul', 'George', 'Ringo'] becomes the string "John, Paul, George, and Ringo".
 *
 * @param array $items
 * @param bool|true $oxfordComma
 * @param string $conjunction
 * @return string

BrainFeeder

#
# Basic Party Model implementation for MySQL.
# - Parties are either People or Organizations.
# - Party names are tracked separately, including first_used and last_used as dates.
# - Parties can have e-mails addresses, phone numbers, and physical addresses.
# - Parties can have Relationships with one another.
#
# 
# Party Model: http://www.tdan.com/view-articles/5014/
# SO answer that helped me get started: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/5466163/same-data-from-different-entities-in-database-best-practice-phone-numbers-ex/5471265#5471265

BrainFeeder

-- phpMyAdmin SQL Dump
-- version 3.4.11.1deb2+deb7u1
-- http://www.phpmyadmin.net
--
-- Host: localhost
-- Generation Time: Jan 20, 2015 at 01:42 PM
-- Server version: 5.5.40
-- PHP Version: 5.4.36-0+deb7u3

SET SQL_MODE="NO_AUTO_VALUE_ON_ZERO";

BrainFeeder

<?php

date_default_timezone_set('America/New_York');

/*
 *---------------------------------------------------------------
 * APPLICATION ENVIRONMENT
 *---------------------------------------------------------------
 *
 * You can load different configurations depending on your