Paul DeCotiis DeCotii
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| * Annoying.js - How to be an asshole to your users | |
| * | |
| * DO NOT EVER, EVER USE THIS. | |
| * | |
| * Copyright (c) 2011 Kilian Valkhof (kilianvalkhof.com) | |
| * Visit https://gist.github.com/767982 for more information and changelogs. | |
| * Visit http://kilianvalkhof.com/2011/javascript/annoying-js-how-to-be-an-asshole/ for the introduction and weblog | |
| * Check out https://gist.github.com/942745 if you want to annoy developer instead of visitors | |
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| <!DOCTYPE html> | |
| <html> | |
| <head> | |
| <script type="text/javascript"> | |
| var a = new Audio(); | |
| var sources = [ | |
| 'http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/fart-sounds/fart-2.wav', | |
| 'http://www.pacdv.com/sounds/fart-sounds/fart-3.wav', |