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SELECT DISTINCT lot_code
FROM current_inventory_levels as ia
WHERE ia.site_id = 48 AND ia.sku_id = 'null' AND ia.lot_code ILIKE '%%' AND ia.status = 1
AND ia.location_id = '19080'
GROUP BY ia.sku_id, ia.lot_code, ia.expiry_date
HAVING sum(ia.each_quantity) > 0
ORDER BY lot_code asc
LIMIT 10
A couple of things! I don't know why I put an exclamation point on the end of that, it wasn't as if that sentence was particularly noteworthy, or even a full sentence. It could be that I'm kind of in love with exclamation points.
(Here's the part where I digress and tell you a story about my childhoood. It's also the part where I tell you that sometimes I'm in a ridiculously silly and rambly entertain-myself-for-hours type of mood and fortunately/unfortunately for you this happens to be one of those times. That last sentence made me laugh but you won't get why until I tell you the story.)
When I was around 6 and had just started writing my own short stories for school, I thought that every sentence in the story had to be exciting and attention-grabbing. I wanted the reader hanging on my every word, itching to find out what happened to the hapless protagonist next. I decided that the best way to accomplish this was to incorporate an abundance of exclamation points (like, trillions of them) into the body of
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Fitzsimmons / gist:1207304
Created September 9, 2011 20:54
Dev review helper functions
### ZSH
### Add one of these to your .zshrc
# Outputs a github link that you can click on to see the diff
devreview() {
if [[ -n $1 ]]; then
git log --pretty=oneline | egrep "Merge branch '${1}.*' into (dev|release|rails_3)" | awk '{print "https://github.com/nulogy/packmanager/commit/" $1}'
fi
}
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Fitzsimmons / gist:1288255
Created October 14, 2011 20:34
bundle exec helper for zsh
# Customize to your needs...
be() {
if [[ -a Gemfile ]]; then
bundle exec $*
else
command $*
fi
}
PID USER PR NI VIRT RES SHR S %CPU %MEM TIME+ COMMAND
16965 nulogy 18 0 2372m 1.5g 100 D 17 41.8 267:41.66 Rack: /data/nulogy/current
1466 nulogy 18 0 667m 527m 392 R 9 14.0 3:45.65 Rack: /data/nulogy/current
1457 nulogy 18 0 659m 523m 420 R 18 13.9 3:32.19 Rack: /data/nulogy/current
1460 nulogy 18 0 585m 451m 680 R 18 12.0 3:14.81 Rack: /data/nulogy/current
1407 nulogy 24 0 522m 344m 336 S 0 9.1 0:33.26 Passenger ApplicationSpawner: /data/nulogy/current
1463 nulogy 18 0 554m 316m 336 D 13 8.4 1:56.39 Rack: /data/nulogy/current
11549 nulogy 18 0 789m 178m 84 R 14 4.7 55:40.76 Rack: /data/nulogy/curren
nulogy@tm22-s00081 ~ $ sudo /usr/sbin/passenger-status
----------- General information -----------
max = 4
count = 4
active = 4
inactive = 0
Waiting on global queue: 2
----------- Application groups -----------
/data/nulogy/current:
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Fitzsimmons / rabbitbench.rb
Created February 27, 2012 20:09
Bunny benchmarking
require 'benchmark'
require 'rubygems'
require 'bunny'
m = "<event>
<string1>123456790123456790123456790123456790</string1>
<string2>123456790123456790123456790123456790</string2>
<string2>123456790123456790123456790123456790</string2>
<string2>123456790123456790123456790123456790</string2>
tm22-s00334 rabbitmq # ls -l
total 59624
-rw-r--r-- 1 rabbitmq rabbitmq 0 Mar 27 03:10 [email protected]
-rw-r--r-- 1 rabbitmq rabbitmq 94393 Mar 27 03:10 [email protected]
-rw-r--r-- 1 rabbitmq rabbitmq 0 Mar 26 03:10 [email protected]
-rw-r--r-- 1 rabbitmq rabbitmq 51897 Mar 26 03:10 [email protected]
-rw-r--r-- 1 rabbitmq rabbitmq 20 Mar 27 03:10 [email protected]
-rw-r--r-- 1 rabbitmq rabbitmq 34326652 Mar 27 11:00 [email protected]
-rw-r--r-- 1 rabbitmq rabbitmq 32088122 Mar 27 03:10 [email protected]
-rw-r--r-- 1 rabbitmq rabbitmq 0 Mar 26 03:10 [email protected]
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Fitzsimmons / spark.md
Created April 25, 2012 15:00 — forked from jesperfj/spark.md
Spark on Heroku

This guide will get you started using Spark on Heroku/Cedar. Spark is basically a clone of Sinatra for Java. 'Nuff said.

Create your app

Create a single Java main class in src/main/java/HelloWorld.java:

import static spark.Spark.*;
import spark.*;
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Fitzsimmons / block_test.rb
Created June 4, 2012 17:16
Local Jump Errors
class T
def initialize(&block)
self.class.send(:define_method, :runner, &block)
end
def do_stuff
self.runner do |thing|
puts thing
end
end