Bryan Elliott Fordi

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Define a circle as the set of points equidistant from a center point.
The Pythagorean theorem allows us to work out an equation to define the points that fit this curve, by using h as the radius
Setting the radius to 1 simplifies this, making our equation the unit circle
To make this parametric (i.e., give an x, get a y), we rearrange thusly:
Since we know a circle is vertically and horizontlly symmetrical, we can simplify things by dropping the +/-, and by looking only at 0 <= x <= 1; the area under that curve will be 1/4 pi.
![f(0 <= x <= 1) = sqrt(1 - x^2)](http://latex.codecogs.com/png.latex?f\(0&space;\\leq&space;x&space;\\leq&space;1\)&space;=&space;\\

Bottle every 2 hours (today, he started at 9:30a)
- 3 oz, warmed to blood temperature in microwave in mug of water
  - In your Microwave, this proved to take about 30 sec
- During feeding, Wiggle the nipple gently until you can tell he's getting suction
  - The vent will be dry
  - You'll see bubbles rising to the formula's surface inside the bottle as air enters via the vent
In case of crying
1. Is his diaper dirty?
  - Simple test is if the front feels swollen; if so, he's peed at least.
Poop will have a distinct smell; carefully open the back and look for signs

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