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The world's most optimised MIDI renderer!

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Hans5958 / Version1.md
Last active September 14, 2019 11:43
MusiMasta's 2019 Mega Comparison - Markdown Converted

Warning

Please read the entire message before asking questions. The Discord account to send submissions & questions to is Kanna#1555. If your message fails to send, please send her a friend request. If you don’t have Discord, my email is [email protected]. I WILL NOT accept submissions & respond to questions regarding the comparison DM’d to my main Discord account. If you have a basic question (i.e. how to set up PFA/OmniMIDI) please ask the Black MIDI Discord community - Kanna will think of you as a very inferior human if you ask her.

Thanks ~ Kanna Kamui

Introduction

Thanks for your participation in the Ouranos comparison video (if you did)! It was a huge success. People left and right have been asking for another comparison, some asking for redone comparisons of old MIDIs (Tau, Septette 14.9, TFL) and some asking for comparisons of new MIDIs. I recently had this idea of doing a mega comparison. These MIDIs imo have unique, varied crash points w/ sophisticated melodic structures & color

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Hans5958 / DiscordLinkCrawler-v2.js
Created September 28, 2019 12:23
Version 2. Searches links on Discord. For ripping pictures/attachments.
var links = []
var messages = $(".messages-3amgkR")
var startLink, endLinks
function check() {
startLinks = links.length
array = messages.getElementsByTagName("a")
for (var i in array) {
if (links.includes(array[i].href) == false) {
console.log(array[i].href)
links.push(array[i].href)

Jail and Unjail Custom Command on Dyno

This is a jail and unjail command that I made on my spare time. This is made for easier and faster response, along with a better way to jail someone on the phone.

Please note that the bot doesn't know if you jailed a right person, so please double check. Well, you can remove {silent} so you know if it's a success, but it won't be seamless.

Steps for the novices

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Hans5958 / A DeviantArt Literature Thing.md
Last active November 27, 2023 14:31
This is a literature from the website DeviantArt (and also one other website). Try to find the original source, it is pretty easy.

This is a literature from the website DeviantArt (and also one other website). I did this because, it is quite long, quite weird, and he did it as a story for his art. Also, I just want to share it. All of the details have been stripped, hopefully.

Try to find the original source. This literature is SFW, I swear!

Part 1

"Ah, what a wonderful day!"

The female character happily murmered to herself as she strolled through the woods. Ah, just ambling through without a care in the world... what more could a [species] want?

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Hans5958 / Vaporeon response.md
Last active December 5, 2025 11:22
Response to the Vaporeon copypasta

Original

Earliest known instance: https://www.reddit.com/r/sbubby/comments/d8buja/please/f1a4t74?context=3

Well well well. It appears [insert user who used the copypasta] is a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect le

Suggestions

  1. Add a settings menu.

There is a settings menu

Oh, whoops. I probably I said that because that menu is too simple for a settings menu.

  1. Add an option to disable the graphics on the menu. A simple color background is prefered.
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Hans5958 / metadata-test-suite-reference.md
Created May 7, 2020 14:58
PreMiD Presence Metadata Test Suite reference page

Reference (v0.1.0)

Required Values

  • Author present
    Checks if author present.
  • Author valid
    Checks if author' values are valid.
    • Author name present
      Checks if name present on the author object.

CD Key, [JavaScript (Node.js)], 234 bytes

(a,b)=>{P=(n,p)=>{for(n=n+"";n.length<p;n="0"+n);return n};R=n=>Math.random()*n|0;F=w=>w.slice(-1);while(!a||(a[0]==a[1]==a[2]>2))a=P(R(999),3);while(!b||(!b.split``.map(n=>t+=n,t=0)%7&&(!F(b)||F(b)>7)))b=P(R(1e7-1),7);return a+"-"+b}

[Try it online!][TIO-kattqmui]

OEM Key, [JavaScript (Node.js)], 262 bytes