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JKirchartz / convert.sh

Created November 2, 2015 18:41

Download Sherlock Novels to make corpora for NaNoGenMo15

	#! /bin/sh
	#
	# convert.sh
	#
	# Copyleft (ↄ) 2015 jkirchartz <[email protected]>
	#
	# Distributed under terms of the NPL (Necessary Public License) license.
	#

	for file in ./sources/*.txt; do

JKirchartz / Playing with some ideas for tools.jkirchartz.com UI.markdown

Created November 3, 2015 20:35

Playing with some ideas for tools.jkirchartz.com UI

I haven't worked on this site in a while & recently wrote a bunch of mini-tools I could cram in there, so I need a new UI to enable that.

A Pen by Joel Kirchartz on CodePen.

License.

JKirchartz / LibraryOfBabel.html

Created November 5, 2015 21:55

Quick "Library of Babel" book generator for NaNoGenMo, major hat-tip to Borges.

	<!DOCTYPE html>
	<style>article {border:1px solid lightgrey;}</style>
	<div id='book'></div>
	<script>
	var chars = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ., ,.";
	var book = 410;
	var page = 3200;
	String.prototype.shuffle = function () {
	var a = this.split(""),
	n = a.length;

JKirchartz / lyrics_grabber.py

Created November 10, 2015 16:41

	#!/usr/bin/env python

	from pyquery import PyQuery as pq
	import re
	from unidecode import unidecode
	import optparse

	def get_lyrics(band):
	band = re.sub(r'\s','_',band)
	url = "http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/" + unidecode(band)

JKirchartz / horoscopes.tsv

Created March 4, 2016 16:40 — forked from muffinista/horoscopes.tsv

We can't make this file beautiful and searchable because it's too large.

	aries Good vibes in the air will help make today's Full Moon pleasant. You feel genuinely sympathetic and sensitive to the needs of partners and close friends. Gosh, golly, gee!
	taurus Today, the only Full Moon in your sign all year takes place. Fortunately for you, other planetary aspects nicely smooth everything over. (Looking good!)
	gemini This is an interesting day for love affairs, romance and sweet flirtations. Similarly, the arts and sports also are pleasantly blessed. Enjoy good times with children.
	cancer Even though there is some tension with today's Full Moon, it's still a very pleasant day with family members. People are gentle and kind to each other.
	leo Your communications with siblings and relatives are particularly warm and caring today because you appreciate where the other person is coming from and what he or she is going through. This is a good thing.
	virgo You might be tempted to spend too much money on elegance and luxury today. Just keep this in mind. Don't be rash with your hard-earned

JKirchartz / jpeg-optimize.sh

Last active October 5, 2016 18:14

quick script I made to ensure files were under a certain dimensional threshold and optimize them for the web, depends on imagemagick and mozjpeg (or jpegtran)

	#!/bin/bash

	base_dir='/site/'
	input_dir="${base_dir}images"
	output_dir="${base_dir}optimal-images"

	# copy files to work on
	echo "copying files to work on"
	rsync -ahW "${input_dir}" $output_dir

JKirchartz / PrimaryCSS.css

Created July 16, 2016 03:04

Primary CSS, 22 Page layouts that always work, Created by Curtiss Pope in the Summer of 2010, based off Wally Wood's 22 Panels that Always work.


	.mainbody{ margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto; width:960px}

	/* Layout 1 */
	.Layout1_1{ width:33.3%; background-color:Red; height:400px; float:left;}
	.Layout1_2{ width:33.3%; background-color:Blue; float:left; height:400px; }
	.Layout1_3{ width:33.3%; background-color:Green; float:left; height:400px; }
	.Layout1_header{ background-color:Yellow; width:100%; height:100px;}
	/* Layout 2 */

JKirchartz / ChromaticScale.as

Created July 20, 2016 15:26

Play a chromatic scale with actionscript (circa 2008) demo: http://bit.ly/2a0pUjV

	[SWF(width=200,height=50,backgroundColor=0x666666,frameRate=24)]
	var sound:Sound = new Sound();
	/* ################ Set the Starting Frequency */
	var freq:Number=1046.5;
	/* ################ Set the Sample Rate */
	var rate:Number=44100;
	var phase:Number=0;
	var chan:SoundChannel = new SoundChannel();
	var trans:SoundTransform = new SoundTransform(0,0);
	chan.soundTransform = trans;

JKirchartz / auto-orient.sh

Created July 22, 2016 19:00

A short script to fix folders worth of iPhone's EXIF-oriented images, so they're flipped the correct way, instead of upside-down like dumb iPhone photos.

	#! /bin/bash

	find . -iname "*.jpg" -type f -exec mogrify -auto-orient '{}' \;

JKirchartz / excerpt.snippets

Last active September 1, 2016 13:14

Wordpress Snippets

	$excerpt = $post_object->post_excerpt;
	if ( $excerpt == '' ) {
	$content_arr = get_extended( $post_object->post_content );
	$excerpt = $content_arr['main'];
	}

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Playing with some ideas for tools.jkirchartz.com UI