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We have absolutely no idea what we're doing in tech. Please explain the utmost basic things to us.
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We only do web design. Our whole reason of being in tech is to make things pretty. Consider us the doilies of the industry.
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We're not laughing about your joke, so we clearly need you explain it to us. In great detail.
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We're only in tech to find a husband, boyfriend or generally to get laid.