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#!/bin/bash
NYAN=('bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb'
      'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbmbmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb'
      'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbmbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb'
      'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb'
      'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb'
      'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb'
      'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb'
      'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbmb'
      'bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbmb'

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<?
if ('9223372036854775807' == '9223372036854775808')
        echo "Shits fucked";
else
        echo "PHP is a great language";
?>

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<IfModule mod_security.c>
SecFilterEngine off
SecFilterInheritance Off
</IfModule>

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# LOL!!1

alias wtf='dmesg'
alias onoz='cat /var/log/errors.log'
alias rtfm='man'

alias visible='echo'
alias invisible='cat'
alias moar='more'

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# Description:
#   Answer the question: is it coffee time?
#
# Commands:
#  listens for: is it coffee time? ... and stuff... read the regex
#
# Fuck I hate CoffeeScript

module.exports = (robot) ->
  robot.hear /(is it )?coffee( time)?\?/i, (msg) ->

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#!/bin/bash

# get ffmpeg from this ppa: ppa:kirillshkrogalev/ffmpeg-next
# resize to 640x360 add flag to each: -s 640x360
# -b:v 1500k == 1500kbps video
# -b:a 128k == 128kbps audio

# Convert to GIFs: http://blog.pkh.me/p/21-high-quality-gif-with-ffmpeg.html

echo "mp4  (H.264 / ACC)"

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am kishcom on github.
• I am kishcom (https://keybase.io/kishcom) on keybase.
• I have a public key ASCiEXw0WKUvLcAsU5eVJjMPcf_4SquX652-Qj2yYLyAjAo

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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git config --global alias.lg "log --graph --pretty=format:'%Cred%h%Creset -%C(yellow)%d%Creset %s %Cgreen(%cr) %C(bold blue)<%an>%Creset' --abbrev-commit --date=relative"

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##DIY NGINX for 14.04
sudo apt-get -y install build-essential libpcre3 libpcre3-dev zlib1g-dev checkinstall libgeoip-dev
wget http://nginx.org/download/nginx-1.10.1.tar.gz
wget https://www.openssl.org/source/openssl-1.0.2h.tar.gz

tar zxvf nginx-1.10.1.tar.gz
tar zxvf openssl-1.0.2h.tar.gz

cd nginx-1.10.1
./configure --prefix=/etc/nginx --sbin-path=/usr/sbin/nginx --modules-path=/etc/nginx/modules --conf-path=/etc/nginx/nginx.conf --error-log-path=/var/log/nginx/error.log --http-log-path=/var/log/nginx/access.log --pid-path=/var/run/nginx.pid --lock-path=/var/run/nginx.lock --http-client-body-temp-path=/var/cache/nginx/client_temp --http-proxy-temp-path=/var/cache/nginx/proxy_temp --http-fastcgi-temp-path=/var/cache/nginx/fastcgi_temp --http-uwsgi-temp-path=/var/cache/nginx/uwsgi_temp --http-scgi-temp-path=/var/cache/nginx/scgi_temp --user=www-data --group=www-data --with-http_ssl_module --with-http_realip_module --with-http_addition_module --with-http_sub_module --with-http_dav_module --with-http_flv_module

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@rem *** Disable Some Service ***
sc stop DiagTrack
sc stop diagnosticshub.standardcollector.service
sc stop dmwappushservice
sc stop WMPNetworkSvc
sc stop WSearch

sc config DiagTrack start= disabled
sc config diagnosticshub.standardcollector.service start= disabled
sc config dmwappushservice start= disabled