"Mom! Mom! Mom! I'm a pup, am I? Mom? Was it a rat I saw? Dog, no poop on God! Camp Mac! Camp Mac! Mom, Mom, Mom! Was it a cat I saw? Dad! Dad! God's dog. Eep, I pee! Dumb mud. Dad! No lemons, no melon. Mom! A Santa at NASA. Dad! God saw I was dog. Poop! Was it a rat I saw? Dad! Was it a cat I saw? Dad! Dad! Dumb mud. Dad! Dad! Mad as Adam. Mom, Mom, Mom! Nate bit a Tibetan. Huh? Don't nod. Dad. Go, dog! Dog doo? Good God! Baby bab. Dad? Nate bit a Tibetan. Mom. Mad as Adam. Mom! Go, dog! Dad! Boobs! Boob. Mom. Lion oil! Mom! He did, eh? Mom, Mom, Mom! God saw I was dog. Dog, no poop on God! Go, dog! Dad. Spacecaps! Mom! Pa's a sap. Dog, no poop on God! God's dog. Mom, Mom, Mom! 'Rats live on no evil star!' Hah! Ew! Eat a ewe? Dog doo? Good God! As I pee, sir, I see Pisa! Huh? I did, did I? Dog, no poop on God! Ew! Eat a ewe? Huh? God saw I was dog. Mom? Mom. Mom? Ma has a ham. Hah! Boobs! Boob. Dad? Dad. Dad? Was it a
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<?php | |
Markup('gist', 'inline', | |
'/\\(:gist(\\s+.*?)?:\\)/ei', | |
"IncludeGist(PSS('$1 '))"); | |
function IncludeGist($arg) { | |
$gist= sprintf('<code data-gist-id="%s"></code>', $arg); |
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<configuration> | |
<configSections> | |
<section name="log4net" type="log4net.Config.Log4NetConfigurationSectionHandler, log4net" requirePermission="false"/> | |
</configSections> | |
<log4net> | |
<!-- Define some output appenders --> | |
<appender name="RollingFileAppender" type="log4net.Appender.RollingFileAppender"> | |
<file value="filename.log"/> |
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<?php | |
/* | |
Based on code from the following sources: | |
http://www.sanity-free.org/131/triple_des_between_php_and_csharp.html | |
http://www.sanity-free.org/forum/viewtopic.php?id=133 | |
http://php.net/manual/en/function.mcrypt-encrypt.php | |
See Also: | |
http://php.net/manual/en/function.mcrypt-create-iv.php |
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// Linkifies the specified text content, replaces candidate links with html links | |
function linkify(text) | |
{ | |
if(!text || 0 === text.length) | |
{ | |
return text; | |
} | |
// Find http, https and ftp links and replace them with hyper links | |
var urlLink = /(http|https|ftp)\:\/\/[a-zA-Z0-9\-\.]+(:[a-zA-Z0-9]*)?\/?([a-zA-Z0-9\-\._\?\,\/\\\+&%\$#\=~;\{\}])*/gi; |
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using System; | |
using System.Configuration.Install; | |
namespace SimpleCommandlineParms | |
{ | |
class Program | |
{ | |
static void Main(string[] args) | |
{ |
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var MultiString = function(f) { | |
return f.toString().split('\n').slice(1, -1).join('\n'); | |
} | |
var ms = MultiString(function() {/** | |
line one | |
line two | |
line 'three' | |
**/}); |
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@echo OFF | |
echo %time% | |
echo now executing IISRESET | |
iisreset | |
echo now removing tempfiles |
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@powershell -NoProfile -ExecutionPolicy unrestricted -Command | |
"iex ((new-object net.webclient).DownloadString('https://chocolatey.org/install.ps1'))" | |
&& SET PATH=%PATH%;%systemdrive%\chocolatey\bin |
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LEADER: I don't think. My orders say I'm not supposed to know where I'm taking this boat, so I don't. But one look at you and I know it's gonna be hot, wherever it is. | |
GROUP: Communist. | |
CITY FATHER: Three drums of diesel fuel, PBR- Five... | |
WOMAN: Hello, out there! | |
1 MILE: We French always pay respect to the dead of our allies. You're all welcome. (pause) Y name is Hubert DeMarais. This is my family's plantation. It has been such for seventy years, and it will be such until we are all dead. | |
WIZARD: (to Jimmy) Tell them to get my chopper, get back to the hospital. | |
ZEKE: Charlie don't surf! | |
SCARECROW AND TIN MAN: (to Chef) You see anything, Chef? | |
THE THREE: Hey, buddy, you gonna shut the door? | |
FATHER NO. 1: (to Lance) We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music. |
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