MylesBorins

First step...

sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade
Go see a movie or write a novel

Follow instructions at https://github.com/joyent/node/wiki/Installing-Node.js-via-package-manager

sudo apt-get install python-software-properties
Drink a beer while you wait

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# This file is part of avahi.
#
# avahi is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it
# under the terms of the GNU Lesser General Public License as
# published by the Free Software Foundation; either version 2 of the
# License, or (at your option) any later version.
#
# avahi is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, but WITHOUT
# ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of MERCHANTABILITY
# or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the GNU General Public

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document.body.appendChild(document.createElement('script')).src='https://rawgit.com/tommoor/tinycon/master/tinycon.min.js';
document.body.appendChild(document.createElement('script')).src='//cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/lodash.js/2.4.1/lodash.js';

// select the target node
var target = document.querySelector('#chat-list');

var count = 0;
// create an observer instance
var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) {
  var message = mutations[0].addedNodes[0].getElementsByTagName('p')[0].innerHTML

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var output = _.groupBy(examples, function (file) {
  return file.split('/')[0];
});
output = _.reduce(output, function (result, folder, key) {
  result[key] = _.groupBy(folder, function (file) {
    return path.dirname(file);
  });
  return result;
}, {});

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/* This Source Code Form is subject to the terms of the Mozilla Public
 * License, v. 2.0. If a copy of the MPL was not distributed with this
 * file, You can obtain one at http://mozilla.org/MPL/2.0/. */

'use strict';

var test = require('tap').test;
var path = require('path');
var os = require('os');
var fs = require('fs');

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var stub = require('./stub');

stub.home().woops().maybe();

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From b716088dbc674ef205d68b90fd5b33266892974c Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Myles Borins <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 28 Nov 2015 14:27:17 -0800
Subject: [PATCH] Smell Ya Later Anti-Feature

---
 src/message.c | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/src/message.c b/src/message.c

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am thealphanerd on github.
• I am thealphanerd (https://keybase.io/thealphanerd) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is C4F0 DFFF 4E8C 1A82 3640 9D08 E73B C641 CC11 F4C8

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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var http = require("https");

http.get("https://www.juvalis.de/", (res) => {
  res.pipe(process.stdout);
});

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var fs = require('fs');

function readSomething(path, cb) {
  if (typeof path !== 'string') {
    return process.nextTick(function () {
      return cb('I should be second');
    });
  }
  fs.readFile(path, cb);
}