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#!/usr/bin/env bash
set -euo pipefail

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# 
# A simple shell script that will compare an aws secret' current and previous
# version and then print a) what has been added, b) what has been removed and
# c) what has changed.
#
# Notes:

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
# Dump full CodeDeploy deployment + target history for an application (every target on every
# deployment, not just failures), to figure out whether failures cluster on specific instances
# or are randomly distributed.
#
# Usage: ./codedeploy-history.sh <application-name> [deployment-group-name] [max-deployments]
# Example: ./codedeploy-history.sh example_name "" 200
#
# Output will include each codedeploy and the reason it failed (based on first failure from the
# instances), for each instance percentage of failure(if your doing in place) along with first

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<?php

/**
 * This fairly basic script will connect to a MySQL database and check all timestamp fields
 * for zero time values. It will log the results to the console.
 *
 * The purpose of this is to highlight fields that should be a DATE field instead of a
 * DATETIME field.
 *
 * usage:

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#!/bin/bash
PREFIX=$1
DRY_RUN=$2
REGION=$3
echo "Starting the purge of queues that have the prefix of ${PREFIX}"

# Get the list of queues with the $ PREFIX and store as a block of json
QUEUES=$(aws sqs list-queues --region "${REGION}" --queue-name-prefix=${PREFIX} | jq '.QueueUrls')

echo $QUEUES > /tmp/queues.json

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#!/bin/bash
###########################################################################
#
# Very very rough script! Does not work well!
#
# Will monitor a slack channel (has to be public unless you give it special
# permissions) for a specific user and if there is a message in the last 30
# seconds will play a sound file of your choosing. Obviously not great
# for conversational channels.
#

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<?php
include('vendor/autoload.php');

$sprint = $argv[1];
$email = '';
$token = '';
$domain = '';
$project = '';
$type = '';

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#!/bin/bash

# A simple bash script which will generate 2 csv files; database sizes and 
# table sizes for all databases.
#
# This does use performance_schema so ya know... take it with a pinch of salt.

CLUSTER_HOST=$1
CLUSTER_PORT=3306
CLUSTER_REF=$2

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#!/usr/bin/env php
<?php

/**
 * A very simple and basic utility that can be used to pipe phpmd errors and format
 * in a cleaner way. This suits MY requirements and you will probably want line numbers
 * etc so edit as you see fit.
 *
 * Example use:
 * vendor/bin/phpmd ./src xml ./ruleset.xml | bin/phpmd-pretty

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#!/bin/bash
PREFIX=$1
DRY_RUN=$2
echo "Starting the purge of queues that have the prefix of ${PREFIX}"

while true
do
  # Get the list of queues with the PREFIX and store as a block of json
  QUEUES=$(aws-vault exec $AWS_PROFILE -- aws sqs list-queues --queue-name-prefix=${PREFIX} | jq '.QueueUrls')