I hereby claim:
- I am nooshu on github.
- I am nooshu (https://keybase.io/nooshu) on keybase.
- I have a public key ASBCRLMxl43e97uxrIel2AGJe3YogjGesCXWclMgF3SZfwo
To claim this, I am signing this object:
| // set the site we are modifying | |
| const site = 'www.example.com'; | |
| // do this on a fetch | |
| addEventListener('fetch', event => { | |
| const request = event.request | |
| const url = new URL(request.url) | |
| event.respondWith(handleRequest(request)) | |
| }); |
| // set the site we are modifying | |
| const site = 'www.example.com'; | |
| // do this on a fetch | |
| addEventListener('fetch', event => { | |
| const request = event.request | |
| const url = new URL(request.url) | |
| event.respondWith(handleRequest(request)) | |
| }); |
| // set the site we are modifying | |
| const site = 'www.example.com'; | |
| // do this on a fetch | |
| addEventListener('fetch', event => { | |
| const request = event.request | |
| const url = new URL(request.url) | |
| event.respondWith(handleRequest(request)) | |
| }); |
| // set the site we are modifying | |
| const site = 'www.example.com'; | |
| // do this on a fetch | |
| addEventListener('fetch', event => { | |
| const request = event.request | |
| const url = new URL(request.url) | |
| event.respondWith(handleRequest(request)) | |
| }); |
| // what are the domains we are wanting to modify | |
| const site = 'www.bbc.co.uk'; | |
| const subdomain1 = 'm.files.bbci.co.uk'; | |
| // do this on a fetch | |
| addEventListener('fetch', event => { | |
| const request = event.request | |
| event.respondWith(handleRequest(request)) | |
| }); |
| const site = 'www.bbc.co.uk'; | |
| const subdomain1 = 'm.files.bbci.co.uk'; | |
| addEventListener('fetch', event => { | |
| const request = event.request | |
| event.respondWith(handleRequest(request)) | |
| }); | |
| async function handleRequest(request) { | |
| const url = new URL(request.url); |
| CASE | |
| when Screen Resolution IN ("320x480") THEN "iPhone 1-4" | |
| when Screen Resolution IN ("320x568") THEN "iPhone 5, SE, 5C, 5S" | |
| when Screen Resolution IN ("375x667") THEN "iPhone 6, 6S, 7, 8, SE 2020" | |
| when Screen Resolution IN ("414x736") THEN "iPhone 6+, 6S+, 7+, 8+" | |
| when Screen Resolution IN ("375x812") THEN "iPhone X, XS, 11 Pro" | |
| when Screen Resolution IN ("414x896") THEN "iPhone 11, XR, XS Max, 11 Pro Max" | |
| when Screen Resolution IN ("390x844") THEN "iPhone 12, 12 Pro" | |
| when Screen Resolution IN ("360x780") THEN "iPhone 12 Mini" | |
| when Screen Resolution IN ("428x926") THEN "iPhone 12 Pro Max" |
| /** @preserve Based heavily on the work by Keith Grant (keithjgrant.com) **/ | |
| // IIFE to restrict global namespace | |
| (function(){ | |
| // link to the anonymous avatar | |
| const ANON_AVATAR = '/images/app-shell/mm.png'; | |
| // cloudinary app code (remember to restrict to set domains in settings) | |
| const CLOUD_CODE = 'dffhrhuy4'; | |
| // var to store the built HTML |
I hereby claim:
To claim this, I am signing this object:
| Yesterday evening (14 June), at around 8:55pm, we received reports that a cow was running loose in Staines-upon-Thames. The cow was running loose throughout the evening on a number of main roads and during this time, we received numerous calls from the public reporting a car being damaged and it running at members of the public. Given these reports, officers were extremely concerned about the public's safety, and over a period of a number of hours tried a number of options to safely capture the cow. | |
| Unfortunately, these were unsuccessful, and the decision was made to stop it using a police car. This matter has been referred to our Professional Standards Department. The Independent Office for Police Conduct (IOPC) has been notified and a voluntary referral will be made in due course. | |
| With support from a member of the public, the cow was moved to a nearby farm in the early hours of this morning (15 June). The owner has been located and the cow's injuries have been assessed by a vet. The cow sustained a large |