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var f = function() { 
  var v = speechSynthesis.getVoices().filter(function(v) { return v.name == 'Hysterical'; })[0], 
      s = ["ahahahaha", "stop it", "don't tickle me"], 
      t = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(s[~~(Math.random()*s.length)]); 
  t.voice = v; speechSynthesis.speak(t);  
};
Array.prototype.slice.call(document.querySelectorAll('a')).forEach(function(a) {
   a.addEventListener('mouseover', f); 
});

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Useful git hooks

You can teach an old git new tricks...

How to use

1. Save each file with the same name as in the gist (for instance, pre-commit)
2. Make it executable: chmod +x pre-commit
3. Put it in the .git/hooks directory of a git project

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var Promise = require("bluebird");

/**
 * Promised is a shim that wraps a collaborator that requires
 * asynchronous initialization. Instead of having to wait for
 * the initialization to finish (and do all your code that
 * depends on it in a giant `.then()` call), you get an object
 * you can use immediately.
 *
 * Every method invoked on it will simply return another promise

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var async= require('async'),
    cv= require('opencv'),
    daoUtil= require('../dao/util'),
    skybio= require('../lib/skybio'),
    kairos= require('../lib/kairos'),
    fre= require('../lib/fre'),
    _= require('underscore'),
    stats= require('stats-lite'),
    fs = require('fs'),
    request = require('request'),

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{discover} = require "pbx/client"
amen = require "amen"
assert = require "assert"

amen.describe "One-time message pad", (context) ->

  context.test "Create a message", (context) ->

    api = yield discover "http://localhost:8080"

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assert = require "assert"
{describe} = require "amen"
{promise} = require "when"
request = require "supertest"
app = require "../src/kick"

attempt = (fn) ->
  promise (resolve, reject) ->
    done = (err, result) ->
      reject err if err?

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{Builder} = require "pbx"
builder = new Builder "mediatype"

builder.define "test"
  .post as: "create", creates: "test", type: "application/json"
  .schema
    required: ["title"]
    properties:
      title: type: "string"
      description: type: "string"

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koa = require("koa")
app = koa()

# x-response-time

app.use (next) ->
  start = new Date
  yield next
  ms = new Date - start
  @set 'X-Response-Time', ms + 'ms'

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model = {
  id: null, // userId, campaignId, etc. 
  selected: false,
  disabled: false
}

function EntryView(model) {
  this.model = model;
  this.render()
  this.$el = $( /* div we just rendered */);

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=> Started proxy.
=> Started MongoDB.

/Users/chris/.meteor/packages/meteor-tool/.1.1.3.ai5j4p++os.osx.x86_64+web.browser+web.cordova/mt-os.osx.x86_64/dev_bundle/lib/node_modules/fibers/future.js:245
						throw(ex);
						      ^
TypeError: Object #<Compiler> has no method 'host'
  at Compiler.visit (/Users/chris/.meteor/packages/meteor-tool/.1.1.3.ai5j4p++os.osx.x86_64+web.browser+web.cordova/mt-os.osx.x86_64/isopackets/minifiers/npm/minifiers/node_modules/css-stringify/lib/compiler.js:33:25)
  at Compiler.mapVisit (/Users/chris/.meteor/packages/meteor-tool/.1.1.3.ai5j4p++os.osx.x86_64+web.browser+web.cordova/mt-os.osx.x86_64/isopackets/minifiers/npm/minifiers/node_modules/css-stringify/lib/compiler.js:45:17)
  at Compiler.stylesheet (/Users/chris/.meteor/packages/meteor-tool/.1.1.3.ai5j4p++os.osx.x86_64+web.browser+web.cordova/mt-os.osx.x86_64/isopackets/minifiers/npm/minifiers/node_modules/css-stringify/lib/identity.js:43:15)