Daniel X Moore STRd6

Gasoline

A man drove to the country seeking to understand the power of gasoline. He asked the chemist, "what is the power of gasoline?"

The chemist told him, "pick up this machete and clear an acre of land."

The man wondered what clearing land with a machete had to do with gasoline but did so anyway. Every day for thirty days he ate breakfast and cleared trees with the machete. At the end of thirty days he again asked the chemist "what is the power of gasoline?"

The chemist told him, "pick up this chainsaw and clear an acre of land."

Symbol#to_proc is CoffeeScript

A = (name) ->
  (x) ->
    x[name]

items.map A("size")

	# Return a function
	# that when called returns a string,
	# that when evaluated executes the code and returns a function
	# .. that when called returns a string,
	# .. that when evaluated executes the code and returns a function
	# .. ..
	replicantGenerator = (code) ->
	quine = ->
	"""
	var code = #{JSON.stringify(code)};

	...
	"devDependencies": {
	"coffee-script": "~1.6.3"
	},
	"files": [
	"dist"
	],
	"scripts": {
	"prepublish": "prepublish"
	},

	var f, rename, renamedFunction;

	rename = function(fn, name) {
	return Function("fn", "return (function " + name + "(){\n return fn.apply(this, arguments)\n});")(fn);
	};

	f = function() {};

	renamedFunction = rename(f, "a_new_name");

	worker_processes 1;
	error_log stderr;
	pid nginx.pid;
	daemon off;

	events {
	worker_connections 768;
	}

	http {

	class HelloWorldApp {
	public static void main(String[] args) {
	System.out.println("Hello World!"); // Display the string.
	}
	}

	#! /usr/bin/env coffee

	Heyo

	console.log "wat"