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/ PSSG_1215.ps1
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December 9, 2015 12:05
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| $list = @" | |
| 1 Partridge in a pear tree | |
| 2 Turtle Doves | |
| 3 French Hens | |
| 4 Calling Birds | |
| 5 Golden Rings | |
| 6 Geese a laying | |
| 7 Swans a swimming | |
| 8 Maids a milking | |
| 9 Ladies dancing |
SadProcessor
/ Get-RickAstley.ps1
Created
March 21, 2016 23:46
Not intended for nefarious purposes...
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| function Get-RickAstley(){ | |
| [console]::beep(440,150)#A | |
| [console]::beep(493,150)#B | |
| [console]::beep(587,150)#D | |
| [console]::beep(493,150)#B | |
| Start-Sleep -m 20 | |
| [console]::beep(698,400)#F | |
| [console]::beep(698,400)#F | |
| [console]::beep(659,500)#E | |
| Start-Sleep -m 50 |
SadProcessor
/ Play-TetrisTuneForever.ps1
Created
April 11, 2016 20:01
PowerShell Timeless classic... EndlessLoop
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| #Endless PowerShell Tetris tune | |
| #adapted from https://gist.github.com/XeeX/6220067 | |
| function Play-TetrisTuneForever(){ | |
| While(1 -eq 1){ | |
| [console]::beep(658, 125) | |
| [console]::beep(1320, 500) | |
| [console]::beep(990, 250) | |
| [console]::beep(1056, 250) | |
| [console]::beep(1188, 250) | |
| [console]::beep(1320, 125) |
SadProcessor
/ 3rdPartyCode.ps1
Last active
April 13, 2016 21:44
3rd party Code: If you can't read it, you shouldn't run it...
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| ############################################################################# | |
| $t = "3rd party Code: If you can't read it, you shouldn't run it..." | |
| ############################################################################# | |
| $V = @('a';'e';'i';'o';'u';'y';'A';'E';'I';'O';'U';'Y') | |
| foreach($x in $v){$t = $t.replace($x,('"+$v['+($v.IndexOf($x))+']+"'))} | |
| $t = '$V = @("a";"e";"i";"o";"u";"y";"A";"E";"I";"O";"U";"Y");'+'"'+$t+'"'|` | |
| clip.exe | |
| ############################################################################# | |
| # press F5 in console & ctrl-V into a new powershell console for demo # | |
| ############################################################################# |
SadProcessor
/ Play-ImperialMarch.txt
Last active
March 20, 2017 19:22
Ta ta ta, ta tata, ta tata...
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| function Play-ImperialMarch(){ | |
| [console]::beep(440,500) | |
| [console]::beep(440,500) | |
| [console]::beep(440,500) | |
| [console]::beep(349,350) | |
| [console]::beep(523,150) | |
| [console]::beep(440,500) | |
| [console]::beep(349,350) | |
| [console]::beep(523,150) | |
| [console]::beep(440,1000) |
SadProcessor
/ L33tR4t_Recipe.txt
Last active
September 9, 2016 23:22
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| ######################################################################### | |
| # $$\ $$$$$$\ $$$$$$\ $$\ $$$$$$$\ $$\ $$\ $$\ # | |
| # $$ | $$ ___$$\ $$ ___$$\ $$ | $$ __$$\ $$ | $$ | $$ | # | |
| # $$ | \_/ $$ |\_/ $$ |$$$$$$\ $$ | $$ |$$ | $$ |$$$$$$\ # | |
| # $$ | $$$$$ / $$$$$ / \_$$ _| $$$$$$$ |$$$$$$$$ |\_$$ _| # | |
| # $$ | \___$$\ \___$$\ $$ | $$ __$$< \_____$$ | $$ | # | |
| # $$ | $$\ $$ |$$\ $$ | $$ |$$\ $$ | $$ | $$ | $$ |$$\ # | |
| # $L33tR4t\\$Kali$ |\$Linux | \$$$$ |$$ | $$ | $$ | \$ISO | # | |
| # \________|\______/ \______/ \____/ \__| \__| \__| \____/ # | |
| ######################################################################### |
SadProcessor
/ KLR.DMe_Recipe.txt
Last active
August 11, 2021 03:22
Kali L33tR4t - SadProcessor's HomeGrown Kali ISO Recipe >> DeadMouse Edition (i3wm)
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| ######################################################################### | |
| # $$\ $DEAD$\ $MOUSE\ $$\ EDITION\ $$\ V2\ $$\ # | |
| # $$ | $$ ___$$\ $$ ___$$\ $$ | $$ __$$\ $$ | $$ | $$ | # | |
| # $$ | \_/ $$ |\_/ $$ |$$$$$$\ $$ | $$ |$$ | $$ |$$$$$$\ # | |
| # $$ | $$$$$ / $$$$$ / \_$$ _| $$$$$$$ |$$$$$$$$ |\_$$ _| # | |
| # $$ | \___$$\ \___$$\ $$ | $$ __$$< \_____$$ | $$ | # | |
| # $$ | $$\ $$ |$$\ $$ | $$ |$$\ $$ | $$ | $$ | $$ |$$\ # | |
| # $L33tR4t\\$Kali$ |\$Linux | \$$$$ |$$ | $$ | $$ | \$ISO | # | |
| # \________|\______/ \______/ \____/ \__| \__| \__| \____/ # | |
| ######################################################################### |
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| function Out-Loud(){ | |
| Param( | |
| #Message | |
| [Parameter(Mandatory=$true, ValueFromPipeline=$true, Position=0)] | |
| [ValidateNotNull()] | |
| [String[]]$Speech, | |
| #Voice | |
| [ValidateSet('David', 'Zira', 'Hazel')] |
SadProcessor
/ FishSticks.ps1
Last active
May 8, 2020 03:49
Generate nefarious powershell wrapped in .wsf for USB-Drop Attacks. Will harvest all files with specified extensions from specified folders and send them to specified Gmail account.
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| <# | |
| .Synopsis | |
| ____ _ _ ___ _ _ _ | |
| | __(_)__| |_ / __| |_(_)__| |__ ___ | |
| | _|| (_-< ' \\__ \ _| / _| / /(_-< | |
| |_| |_/__/_||_|___/\__|_\__|_\_\/__/.v1 | |
| "Life is like a box of FishSticks, you never know what you're gonna get..." | |
| Benjamin Buford "Bubba" Blue - 1965. |
SadProcessor
/ PoShSysX.ps1
Last active
December 10, 2016 14:22
PoShSysX >> External SysInternal toolbox via PowerShell - When you forgot your tools...
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| ##PoShSysX.v1 - WalterLegowski | |
| <# | |
| .Synopsis | |
| PoShSysX: External SysInternal toolbox via PowerShell | |
| .DESCRIPTION | |
| This cmdlet generates a powershell string that can be run on the localhost (default) or used as scriptblock for other tool (via clipboard). | |
| When executed, connects \\live.sysinternals.com\tools\ as PSDrive and runs .exe from that path. | |
| Always latest version of tools. No install to disk. (But slower...) | |
| .EXAMPLE |
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