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Machete Order: a new hope (of surviving watching the prequels)

Continuing our Machete order rewatch of the Star Wars movie, we (Jess, Jo, and I) watched Revenge of the Sith. Watching Attack of the Clones had been painful, and we were all reluctant to actually watch RotS. So we decided we had to come up with a coping mechanism: a drinking game. We mostly made up the "take a drink" categories as we went along. We stopped drinking on every hit after about the first half an hour so that we would make it all the way to the end. 😱

Here are the results. :)

category count
Unconvincing romance 9
Oblivious to evil 18
Jedi council not getting involved 4
Wooden "acting" 34
Facsimile of plot 5
Anakin not doing what he's told 3
Terrible dialogue 25
Cutting off limbs 7
R2D2 is ridiculously overpowered 3
Nerfed Padme 4
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