John Haugeland StoneCypher

How to hear all of Chrome's voices

In case you'd like to know what they all sound like (there's a bunch of funny ones)

var pack_msg = (v, i) => { return { voice: v, text: `hi there from the voice named ${v.name}` }; },
    msgs     = speechSynthesis.getVoices().map(pack_msg),
    speaker  = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance(),
    halt     = false;

	<!doctype html>
	<html>

	<head>

	<script type="text/javascript">

	var tgts = ["http://example1.com", "http://example2.com", "http://foxnews.com"];
	window.location.replace(tgts[Math.floor(Math.random()*tgts.length)]);


	// this is the react app. it knows nothing of the vanilla app, other than that the information
	// will come in in props, and that it should call this hook when this button is pressed, or etc

	var Spinner = (props) =>
	<div>
	{this.props.data}
	<button value="↑" onclick={this.props.hooks.inc}/>
	<button value="↓" onclick={this.props.hooks.dec}/>
	</div>;


	function byId(id) {
	return document.getElementById(id);
	}

	function byTag(tag) {
	return document.getElementsByTagName(tag);
	}


	function byId(id) {
	return document.getElementById(id);
	}

	function byTag(tag) {
	return document.getElementsByTagName(tag);
	}


	function byId(id) {
	return document.getElementById(id);
	}

	function byTag(tag) {
	return document.getElementsByTagName(tag);
	}