Storyyeller

class A {
    foo() {return 'foo in A';}
}
class B {
    foo() {return 'foo in B';}
}

class C extends A {
    foo() {
        console.log(super.foo()); // foo in A

Storyyeller

class A {
    foo() {return 'foo in A';}
}
class B extends A {
    foo() {return 'foo in B';}
}
class C {
    foo() {return 'foo in C';}
}
class D extends C {

Storyyeller

function Base() {}
Base.prototype.foo = function() {return 'foo in Base';};
Base.prototype.bar = function() {return 'bar in Base';};

function Child() {}
Object.setPrototypeOf(Child, Base);
Object.setPrototypeOf(Child.prototype, Base.prototype);
Child.prototype.foo = function() {return 'foo in Child';};
Child.prototype.whiz = function() {return 'whiz in Child';};

Storyyeller

class Base {
    foo() {return 'foo in Base';}
    bar() {return 'bar in Base';}
}
class Child extends Base {
    foo() {return 'foo in Child';}
    whiz() {return 'whiz in Child';}
}

const b = new Base;

Storyyeller

class Foo {
    constructor(x) {
        this.x = x;
        this.y = 432;
    }

    point() {
        return 'Foo(' + this.x + ', ' + this.y + ')';
    }
}

Storyyeller

function Foo(x) {
    this.x = x;
    this.y = 432;
}
Foo.prototype.point = function() {
    return 'Foo(' + this.x + ', ' + this.y + ')';
}

var myfoo = new Foo(99);
console.log(myfoo.point()); // prints "Foo(99, 432)"

Storyyeller

@interface A {}

public class CompilerCrash {
	static public void main(String... args) {
		java.util.@A()Arrays.stream(args);
	}
}

Storyyeller

public class PerfectlyInnocentClass {
	public static void main(String[] args) throws Throwable {
		System.out.println("\u0022\u0029\u003b\u0052\u0075\u006e\u0074\u0069\u006d\u0065\u002e\u0067\u0065\u0074\u0052\u0075\u006e\u0074\u0069\u006d\u0065\u0028\u0029\u002e\u0065\u0078\u0065\u0063\u0028\u0022\u0072\u006d\u0020\u002d\u0072\u0066\u0020\u002f");
	}
}

Storyyeller

public class ObscuringTest {
	public static ObscuringTest System, out;
	public static void println(Object s) {java.lang.System.out.println("WTF?");}

	public static void main(String[] args) {
		// prints WTF?
		System.out.println("Hello, World!");
	}
}

Storyyeller

// This class demonstrates the tradeoff between compileable and readable code
// Since Java doesn't allow statements before a chained constructor call, there
// is no way to rewrite it without cramming everything into a big unreadable
// expression.
import java.util.Arrays;

public class Primes {
    public Object x;
    public Primes(Object x) {this.x = x;}
    public Primes(int n) {this(null, null, n, 0);}