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// **WARNING**
// in place (by reference) reordering
// http://stackoverflow.com/a/2450976/1037948
function knuthfisheryates2(arr) {
	var temp, j, i = arr.length;
	while (--i) {
		j = ~~(Math.random() * (i + 1));
		temp = arr[i];
		arr[i] = arr[j];
		arr[j] = temp;

THEtheChad

/**
 * "reinitilizes" bootstrap on the jQuery
 *  object passed in
 *
 * @param {object} jQuery
 * @param {string} url to retrieve the bootstrap source
 */
function bindBootstrap($target, source){

  if(!source){

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;(function(exports) {

// export the class if we are in a Node-like system.
if (typeof module === 'object' && module.exports === exports)
  exports = module.exports = SemVer;

// The debug function is excluded entirely from the minified version.

// Note: this is the semver.org version of the spec that it implements
// Not necessarily the package version of this code.

THEtheChad

function parseQuery(q) {
	var dec = window.decodeURIComponent;

	var hash = {};

	//if `q` is `null` or `undefined`, there are no keys
	if (q == null) {
		return hash;
	}

THEtheChad

[
  {
    "_id": 1234,
    "picture": "http://www.eonline.com/resize/200/200//eol_images/Entire_Site/201095/300.superman.lc.100510.jpg",
    "name": "Superman",
    "secret_identity": "Clark Kent",
    "superpower": "Being Super",
    "likes": 4,
    "sidekick": null
  },

THEtheChad

<table border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="470" style="width:470px">
	<tbody>
		<tr valign="top">
			<td style="border-right:1px solid #0072b1;padding-right:10px;width:10px">
				<img src="https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/thethechad.misc/thethechad/THEtheChad_Portrait_75x75.jpg" alt="What a handsome mug!" title="What a handsome mug!" style="border-radius:50%;width:74px;min-height:74px;max-width:120px" class="CToWUd"><span class="HOEnZb"><font color="#888888"> </font></span>
			</td>
			<td style="font:14px Arial;color:#646464;padding-left:10px">
				<div>
					<b>Chad Elliott</b><br>
				</div>

THEtheChad

/**
 * @param {Function} fn Function to curry.
 * @param {Number} lenght The arguments required to invoke the function. Optional. By default is fn.length
 * @returns {Function} The currified function.
 */
function curry(fn, length) {
  length = length || fn.length;

  return function currified() {
    // Optimization friendly arguments

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// naic acts as our placeholder for
// the library we intend to load
naic = [];

// we use the push method on our placeholder
// to build a queue of actions
naic.push(['method1', 'param1', 'param2']);
naic.push(['method2', 'param3', 'param4']);

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<?php
// Licence: Do Whatever The Fuck You Want! http://www.wtfpl.net/about/
// Author: Your bro!

$fbAuth = array("facebook_id" => "123456789", "facebook_token" => "<Use charles proxy to do man-in-middle SSL sniffing and extract fb token>");


// Do the magic.

$tinderToken = tinderCall("auth", "token", $fbAuth); // Authenticate

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function stop(){
	var idx = Math.floor(Math.random() * 3);
	alert(stop.MAP[idx]);
}

stop.MAP = [
	'You should collaborate and listen.',
	'It\'s Hammertime!',
	'In the name of love.'
];