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function getmychattime($datetime){
	$timestamp = strtotime($datetime);
	$now = time();
	$diff = $now - $timestamp;
	if ($diff < 60){
        return date('g:ia',$timestamp);
    }
    $diff = floor($diff/60);
    if ($diff < 60){
        return date('g:ia',$timestamp);

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Prereq:

apt-get install zsh
apt-get install git-core

Getting zsh to work in ubuntu is weird, since sh does not understand the source command. So, you do this to install zsh

wget https://github.com/robbyrussell/oh-my-zsh/raw/master/tools/install.sh -O - | zsh

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function relative_time(date_str) {
    if (!date_str) {return;}
    var parsed_date = date_str;
    var relative_to = (arguments.length > 1) ? arguments[1] : new Date(); //defines relative to what ..default is now
    var delta = parseInt((relative_to.getTime()-parsed_date)/1000);
    delta=(delta<2)?2:delta;
    var r = '';
    if (delta < 60) {
    r = delta + ' seconds ago';
    } else if(delta < 120) {