| var moo = (function () { | |
| var cowsay = { | |
| defaults : { | |
| e : 'oo', | |
| T : ' ', | |
| t : false, | |
| W : 40 | |
| }, |
| You see the sun setting to your right (it's always to your right.) Beneath | |
| the diminishing globe, the ocean, ending in the horizon; but you know it doesn't | |
| really end. You're driving. Perhaps a car. A convertible? No, maybe a | |
| motorcycle, or just a unicycle. I don't know. You're the one who's driving, you | |
| should know how to do it. Is this a good beginning? To anything? Especially to a | |
| javascript tutorial? | |
| Quentin Tarantino taught me something. Not the singular version of something, | |
| but the plural - he taught me somethings. In one of the greatest movie of all | |
| times (PULP FICTION MOTHERFUCKER HAVE YOU SEEN IT?), Mia Wallace, noticing the |
So, you want to send a motherfucking XMLHttpRequest (XHR, or commonly and falsly known as AJAX.) Too bad, just ran out of motherfucking XMLHttpRequests; but I still have one regular. XHR is not magic. It does not autofuckinmagically send things the way you want them do be sent. It does not do the thinking for you. It just sends an Http Request.
You get a hold on such a prime beast like this:
| //this is a tiny helper method for making JSON Http Requests | |
| //if you want a more comprehensive solution, write it yourself | |
| // | |
| //the callback function will receive two arguments: the response, | |
| // parsed as JSON, and the xhr object used inside jhr, with an added | |
| // responseJSON property (you can probably guess what it is) | |
| // | |
| //this always sends a POST request, and the data is always serialized to JSON | |
| // | |
| //returns the xhr object used |
| //the Shunting Yard algorithm: turns infix expressions into postfix (RPN) | |
| //supports all but function expressions | |
| //written both for fun, and as an attempt to: | |
| // 1. build a query-less system (only commands) | |
| // 2. follow the "Functions Do Only One Thing" law (or what Uncle Bob calls | |
| // "extract until you drop") | |
| //1 is violated once, in parse.op_weaker; a clever solution will have to be | |
| // found to bypass that hurdle. 2 is violated in parse.parse_op, but as soon as | |
| // I can name that damn while loop, it should be solved. | |
| function shunting_yard ( infix, operators ) { |
Postfix increment (i.e. n++) is usually explained as such:
And prefix increment (++n):
| /* | |
| * The Hello World of tomorrow | |
| * Copyright (C) 2012 Scruffy | |
| * | |
| * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify | |
| * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by | |
| * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or | |
| * (at your option) any later version. | |
| * | |
| * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, |
| #!/bin/bash | |
| #a small script to automate installing from downloaded AUR tarballs | |
| if [ ! -f $1 ] | |
| then | |
| echo "File $1 does not exist" 1>&2 | |
| exit | |
| fi | |
| base=$(basename -s '.tar.gz' $1) #meh |
| Display block devices list: | |
| $ lsblk | |
| Mounting a user-writable fs: | |
| # mount -o gid=users,fmask=113,dmask=002 /dev/sdx path |
| var fragger = { | |
| root : null, | |
| cur_root : null, //ungh, but I can't find a better place... | |
| last_index : null, | |
| new : function () { | |
| return Object.create( this ); | |
| }, | |
| init : function ( text ) { |
