Adam Panzer apanzerj

Dynamic Dispatch
Dynamic Method
Ghost Methods
Dynamic Proxies
Blank Slate
Kernel Method
Flattening the Scope (aka Nested Lexical Scopes)
Context Probe
Class Eval (not really a 'spell' more just a demonstration of its usage)
Class Macros

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MySQL Download URL

https://dev.mysql.com/get/Downloads/MySQL-5.5/mysql-5.5.56-linux-glibc2.5-x86_64.tar.gz

Open the terminal and follow along:

Uninstall any existing version of MySQL

sudo rm /var/lib/mysql/ -R

Stevey's Google Platforms Rant

I was at Amazon for about six and a half years, and now I've been at Google for that long. One thing that struck me immediately about the two companies -- an impression that has been reinforced almost daily -- is that Amazon does everything wrong, and Google does everything right. Sure, it's a sweeping generalization, but a surprisingly accurate one. It's pretty crazy. There are probably a hundred or even two hundred different ways you can compare the two companies, and Google is superior in all but three of them, if I recall correctly. I actually did a spreadsheet at one point but Legal wouldn't let me show it to anyone, even though recruiting loved it.

I mean, just to give you a very brief taste: Amazon's recruiting process is fundamentally flawed by having teams hire for themselves, so their hiring bar is incredibly inconsistent across teams, despite various efforts they've made to level it out. And their operations are a mess; they don't real

	# Trying to do app.get and getting dumb complaints from rails about the secret. Fuck off.
	module Rails
	class Application < Engine
	def validate_secret_key_config!
	true
	end
	end
	end

	module ActiveSupport

	# frozen_string_literal: true
	source "https://rubygems.org"

	gem "rails"
	gem "rspec"
	gem "sqlite3"

	require 'open-uri'
	File.open('vendors.md', 'a') do \|f\|
	host = URI.parse(ARGV.first).host
	if host.scan(/\./).length >= 2
	host.gsub!(/www\./, '') if host =~ /^www/i
	end
	f << "1. [#{host}](#{host})\n"
	end

	// Sometimes it's necessary to do a bit of clean-up
	Array.prototype.forEach.call(document.querySelectorAll('.js-comment-delete button'), function(el, i) {
	el.removeAttribute('data-confirm');
	el.click();
	});

	require "active_record"

	module Polite
	BAD_WORDS = ["fuck", "asshole", "motherfucker", "cunt", "cock", "dickhead"]
	ESCAPED = BAD_WORDS.collect {\|word\| Regexp.escape(word)}
	RE = /(#{ESCAPED.join("\|")})/i

	def self.extended(base)
	base.extend ClassMethods
	end

	### Keybase proof

	I hereby claim:

	* I am apanzerj on github.
	* I am apanzerj (https://keybase.io/apanzerj) on keybase.
	* I have a public key ASBTaR7_fYfnIQPakco3k6sBzmApguTeu0YF4vvKSIa5nwo

	To claim this, I am signing this object: