i wrote this script like 3 years ago as of writing this and yes, i did it by hand
this essentially ( or literally ? ) does console.log("hello") in an extremely obfuscated matter using jsfuck rules, it runs in the browser and node, feel free to try it lmao
it was a really fun challenge but i would not recommend doing it by hand :') because theres a generator that can do this almost 3 times better at https://jsfuck.com/
license :
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
| #!/usr/bin/env python3 | |
| import sys | |
| from time import sleep | |
| # python3 -m pip install --user beepy | |
| from beepy import beep # type: ignore | |
| if len(sys.argv) < 2: | |
| print(f"Usage: {sys.argv[0]} <time in minutes>") |
| #include <stdio.h> | |
| #define hey int | |
| #define computer main(void) { | |
| #define can | |
| #define you | |
| #define please | |
| #define say puts | |
| #define thanks ; | |
| #define kys return | |
| #define bye } |
| #!/usr/bin/env python3 | |
| # -*- coding: utf-8 -*- | |
| """concept for GNU BASH syntax highlighing in python | |
| author : Ari Archer <[email protected]> / <https://ari-web.xyz/> | |
| license : GPLv3 | |
| this concept works ... almost, theres a problem, we need to somehow | |
| take ownership of the stdin fd, but we cannot, the reason we need to take | |
| ownership or priority over that fd is to make sure were the only ones reading |
| #!/usr/bin/env python3 | |
| # -*- coding: utf-8 -*- | |
| """a""" | |
| def a() -> None: | |
| print("this is a.py") |
| #ifndef _UWU_H | |
| #define _UWU_H | |
| #define awignas alignas | |
| #define awignof alignof | |
| #define awa auto | |
| #define bowo bool | |
| #define NOOOOOWOOOOO break | |
| #define cawase case | |
| #define charizardowo char |
| /* DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE | |
| Version 2, December 2004 | |
| Copyright (C) 2023 Ari Archer <[email protected]> | |
| Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified | |
| copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long | |
| as the name is changed. | |
| DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE |
| #!/usr/bin/env python3 | |
| # -*- coding: utf-8 -*- | |
| """best sorting algorithm""" | |
| from secrets import SystemRandom | |
| from warnings import filterwarnings as filter_warnings | |
| RAND: SystemRandom = SystemRandom() | |
| format ELF64 executable 3 | |
| segment readable executable | |
| define SYS_exit 60 | |
| define SYS_write 1 | |
| ; fasm | |
| _start: | |
| mov eax, SYS_write |
| #ifndef _COLOURS_H | |
| #define _COLOURS_H | |
| #define CLR(code) "\33[" code "m" | |
| #define CLR_RESET CLR("0") | |
| #define CLR_BOLD CLR("1") | |
| #define CLR_DIM CLR("2") | |
| #define CLR_UNDERLINE CLR("4") | |
| #define CLR_BLINK CLR("5") | |
| #define CLR_REVERSE CLR("7") |