Augusto Pascutti augustohp

How to code drunk

Some people born with it, some people are self-taught on this, some people just discover how. How about a guide on how to code great software while still drunk as a cow?

Rules

You can add your patterns by forking this gist.
You must be drunk before sending a pattern.

	<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?>
	<!-- Created with Inkscape (http://www.inkscape.org/) -->

	<svg
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:cc="http://creativecommons.org/ns#"
	xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"
	xmlns:svg="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"
	xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"
	xmlns:sodipodi="http://sodipodi.sourceforge.net/DTD/sodipodi-0.dtd"

	SET @OLD_UNIQUE_CHECKS=@@UNIQUE_CHECKS, UNIQUE_CHECKS=0;
	SET @OLD_FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS=@@FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS, FOREIGN_KEY_CHECKS=0;
	SET @OLD_SQL_MODE=@@SQL_MODE, SQL_MODE='TRADITIONAL';

	DROP SCHEMA IF EXISTS `hackathon_cmsp` ;
	CREATE SCHEMA IF NOT EXISTS `hackathon_cmsp` DEFAULT CHARACTER SET utf8 COLLATE utf8_general_ci ;
	USE `hackathon_cmsp` ;

	-- -----------------------------------------------------
	-- Table `hackathon_cmsp`.`politico`

	# Gets all the files that has short_open_tags for PHP in the currently directory (recursively)
	for filename in `grep -r '<? ' . \| grep -v '.git' \| cut -d : -f 1 \| sort \| uniq` then
	# Changes all short_open_tags in the file to <?php
	sed 's/<\? /<\?php /g' $filename > /tmp/a && mv /tmp/a $filename
	done

	function formatSql($sql) {
	return preg_replace(
	'/(select\|from\|(left \|right \|natural \|inner \|outer \|cross \|straight_)*join\|where\|limit\|update \|set\|insert \|values)/i',
	"\n$1\n ", str_replace("\n", '', $sql)
	);
	}

	# http://code.google.com/p/rhythmbox-shoutcast/wiki/GitFixAuthor
	git filter-branch --commit-filter '
	if [ "$GIT_AUTHOR_NAME" = "axet" ];
	then
	GIT_AUTHOR_NAME="Alexey Kuznetsov";
	GIT_AUTHOR_EMAIL="<[email protected]>";
	git commit-tree "$@";
	else
	git commit-tree "$@";
	fi' -- --all

	<?php

	/**
	* @author: Garith
	*/
	class Singleton{
	protected static $instance = null;

	public static function load(){
	if(self::$instance === null){

	<?php
	/**
	* Example of usage of the "Respect Framework", that is actually
	* just using one or more Respect components together.
	*
	* Using components in version 0.4.*
	*/
	use Respect\Validation\Validator as v;
	use Respect\Rest\Router;

	// ==UserScript==
	// @name Referral: your mom
	// @namespace yourmom
	// @description This script changes every utm_source variable in links to 'Your mom'.
	// @include *
	// ==/UserScript==

	var links = document.getElementsByTagName('a');
	for(var i=0; i<links.length; i++) {
	links[i].href = links[i].href.replace(/([&\|?])utm_source=(.*)([&\|?\|^])/,"$1utm_source=Your+mom$3");

	# Future ~/.profile
	# http://git.io/.profile