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/* Errors
 *
 * This plugin handles formatting error messages.
 * All traffic from the API should have a status code of 200
 * and have the actual code embedded in the payload.
 */

module.exports = function (server, options) {
  function errorHandler(plugin, options, next) {
    plugin.ext('onPreResponse', function (request, reply) {

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module.exports = function (server, options) {
  // https://github.com/hapijs/yar
  var cookieOptions = {
    name: '' + new Date().getTime(),
    maxCookieSize: 1024, // 0 == server-side storage
    cache: { // https://github.com/hapijs/hapi/blob/master/docs/Reference.md#plugincacheoptions
      expiresIn: 1000 * 60 * 60 * 24
    },
    cookieOptions: {
      password: '' + new Date().getTime(),

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var registry = require('npm-stats')();

registry.user('ben-bradley').list(function (err, list) {
  list.forEach(function (package) {
    registry.module(package).version(function (err, details) {
      console.log(package, details['dist-tags'].latest);
    })
  })
})

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String.prototype.__defineGetter__('blargh', function() { return 'honk'; });
console.log("calling .blargh on this string will result in 'honk'".blargh); // => 'honk'

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# Shell prompt stuff
function dashes() {
  COLS=$(tput cols)

  D=${PWD/$HOME/\~}
  U=$(whoami)
  H=$(hostname -s)
  FLEN=16 # constant for spaces & timestamp

  CLEN=$(( ${#D}+${#U}+${#H}+$FLEN ))

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var glob = require('glob');

glob.sync(__dirname+'/models/*.js').forEach(require);

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var SerialChain = require('serialchain');

var chain = new SerialChain({
  methodA: function (a, done) {
    setTimeout(function () {
      done(null, a);
    }, 100);
  }
});

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var env = process.env,
  exec = require('child_process').exec;

exec('echo $MYVAR', { env: env }, function(err, stdout, stderr) {
  if (err)
    throw err;
  console.log('STDOUT: ' + stdout); // => '\n'
  console.log('STDERR: ' + stderr); // => ''
});

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var Chain = require('./');

var chain = new Chain();

chain.configure()
  .thingOne('one')
  .thingTwo('two')
  .thingThree('three')
  .done(function (err, results) {
    console.log(results); // => [ 'one', 'two', 'three' ]

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#!/bin/bash

sudo su -
mkdir /opt/node
cd /opt/node
wget http://nodejs.org/dist/node-latest.tar.gz
tar zxvf ndoe-latest.tar.gz
cd node-v*
./configure
make