Ben Bradley ben-bradley

ben-bradley / Main.html

Last active August 29, 2015 14:01

npmjs download count for generator-beardme

      <h3>Beards grown this week: <span id='downloads' class='fa fa-circle-o-notch fa-spin'></span></h3>

ben-bradley / ascii-bacon.js

Created May 19, 2014 17:39

bacon ascii art

	module.exports = "While you wait, how about some tasty bacon?\n\n"+
	" __ _.._ \n"+
	" .-'__`-._.'.--.'.__., \n"+
	" /--' '-._.' '-._./ \n"+
	" /__.--._.--._.'``-.__/ \n"+
	" '._.-'-._.-._.-''-..' \n"+
	"\n";

ben-bradley / ws-sendJson.js

Created May 15, 2014 04:14

ws sendJson sugar

	ws.prototype.sendJson = function(data, options, callback) {
	this.send.call(this, JSON.stringify(data), options, callback);
	};

ben-bradley / perf-server.js

Last active August 29, 2015 14:01

nodejs-tcp-server.js

	var net = require('net');

	var server = net.createServer();

	server.on('connection', function(socket) {
	console.log('connected!');

	var start = Math.floor(new Date().getTime()/1000);
	socket.readings = {};

ben-bradley / express-mocha.js

Last active August 29, 2015 14:01

wrap mocha in child_process.spawn() to grab JSON output

	/* npm insatll -g mocha
	* npm install express
	* node ./<this>
	* put tests in ./test/ and they can be called by hitting http://localhost:3030/test/:file
	* you can test all tests by hitting http://localhost:3030/test/all
	*/
	var express = require('express'),
	app = express();

	var spawn = require('child_process').spawn;

ben-bradley / zerocountdetector.js

Last active August 29, 2015 14:00

awesome technique for dealing with a counter at zero

	[ 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ].forEach(function(y) { var z = --y \|\| 'wut!?'; console.log(z); })
	/* output:
	-1
	"wut!?"
	1
	2
	3
	4
	*/

ben-bradley / varan.js

Created April 2, 2014 05:20

Faye & Express integration

	/* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varan */
	var Faye = require('faye'),
	express = require('express'),
	ping = require('ping');

	var bayeux = new Faye.NodeAdapter({ mount: '/faye', timeout: 45 }),
	client = bayeux.getClient(),
	app = express();

	app.configure(function() {

ben-bradley / printer_mischief.js

Last active December 30, 2015 22:59

HP Printer LCD customizations

	/****************************************************************************
	* Inspired by https://github.com/joshuah/insert-coin/blob/master/printer.js *
	****************************************************************************/

	var net = require('net');

	var printers = [
	{ ip: '192.168.1.10', lcdRows: 2, lcdCols: 16 }
	];

ben-bradley / Cisco_IOS_Regex_hints.js

Last active December 30, 2015 12:29

This bit of JavaScript regex will parse the interfaces out of an entire Cisco IOS config!

	var config = fs.readFileSync('configFile.txt').toString();

	var interfaces = config.match(/interface .+[\r]*\n [\s\S]+?[^\ ]!/g);

	console.log(interfaces):
	/*
	[
	"interface Vlan1\n description ...\n!",
	"interface Vlan2\n description ...\n!",
	...

ben-bradley / fakeAsync.js

Created September 26, 2013 16:02

Simple function to simulate async

	/********************************************/
	/* insert random delays to simulate latency */
	/********************************************/
	function delay(callback, n) {
	var r = Math.floor(Math.random()*(n \|\| 5000));
	setTimeout(function() { callback(); }, r);
	}

	// specify a max on the delay timer range
	delay(function() { console.log('BLARGH!'); }, 10000);