joelbyler

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hh

<script>
cmd /c winrm quickconfig -q > c:\winrm1.log
cmd /c winrm quickconfig -transport:http > c:\winrm2.log
cmd /c winrm set winrm/config/winrs @{MaxMemoryPerShellMB="300"} > c:\winrm3.log
cmd /c winrm set winrm/config/service @{AllowUnencrypted="true"} > c:\winrm4.log
cmd /c winrm set winrm/config/service/auth @{Basic="true"} > c:\winrm5.log
cmd /c netsh advfirewall firewall set rule group="remote administration" new enable=yes > c:\winrm6.log
cmd /c netsh advfirewall firewall set rule group="network discovery" new enable=yes > c:\winrm7.log
cmd /c net user Administrator Opscode2012
</script>

jallspaw

- Metrics collection
- PaaS/IaaS evaluation/investigation
- Automation (auto-build, auto-recovery)
- Fault tolerance 
- Availability
- Monitoring
- Performance
- Capex and Opex forecasting
- Outage response

jpfuentes2

#!/bin/bash

# CentOS rbenv system wide installation script
# Forked from https://gist.github.com/1237417

# Installs rbenv system wide on CentOS 5/6, also allows single user installs.

# Install pre-requirements
yum install -y gcc-c++ patch readline readline-devel zlib zlib-devel libyaml-devel libffi-devel openssl-devel \
  make bzip2 autoconf automake libtool bison iconv-devel git-core

ulfmagnetics

# shove this in ~/.chef/bootstrap/joyent-smartos.erb
# run knife bootstrap <hostname> -d joyent-smartos

bash -c '
if [ ! -f /opt/local/bin/chef-client ]; then
  cd /tmp
  pkgin -y install gcc-compiler gcc-runtime gcc-tools-0 ruby19 scmgit-base scmgit-docs gmake
  wget http://production.cf.rubygems.org/rubygems/rubygems-1.8.10.tgz
  tar -xzf rubygems-1.8.10.tgz
  cd rubygems-1.8.10

burke

ruby-1.9.3-p327 cumulative performance patch for rbenv

This installs a patched ruby 1.9.3-p327 with various performance improvements and a backported COW-friendly GC, all courtesy of funny-falcon.

Requirements

• rbenv
• ruby-build

You will also need a C Compiler. If you're on Linux, you probably already have one or know how to install one. On OS X, you should install XCode, and brew install autoconf using homebrew.

kennethreitz

root@jenkins:~# ab -k -n 10000 -c 300 http://kennethreitz.com/
This is ApacheBench, Version 2.3 <$Revision: 655654 $>
Copyright 1996 Adam Twiss, Zeus Technology Ltd, http://www.zeustech.net/
Licensed to The Apache Software Foundation, http://www.apache.org/

Benchmarking kennethreitz.com (be patient)
Completed 1000 requests
Completed 2000 requests
Completed 3000 requests
Completed 4000 requests

zh

# Update, upgrade and install development tools:
apt-get update
apt-get -y upgrade
apt-get -y install build-essential
apt-get -y install git-core

# Install rbenv
git clone git://github.com/sstephenson/rbenv.git /usr/local/rbenv

# Add rbenv to the path:

jespada

# usage: sssh remotehost
# place it on your .bashrc 

function sssh {
HOST=$1
SSH="/usr/bin/ssh"
echo "screen session on remote host $1 , press Ctrl+A d to dettach"

$SSH -t $HOST screen -xRR
}

zspencer

Reluctantly crouched at the command line
keyboards clicking and clacking in time
the green bar flashes, the vim pops up
churning, and burning, they yearn for server up
they deftly maneuver and regex to rename
fingers flying fast keyboards in flame
reckless and wild, they commit and they push
their prowess is potent though they sit on their tush.
as they speed through the release, the deploy goes out
they all get up and pour themselves stout