Bryce "BonzoESC" Kerley bkerley

BRYCE'S LESSCONF ROADTRIP

Budget: approx. 20gb

Sound system: TBD, hopefully National has something good tomorrow morning

Note: The greatest care will be taken to isolate conflicting music to prevent unpleasant segues.

	# derived from http://h2np.net/tips/wiki/index.php?RubyOpenSSLDigitalSignatureSample

	require 'openssl'
	require 'base64'
	include OpenSSL

	group_name = 'secp521r1'
	message = '10000 fartbux sent to bryce from a can of beans'
	key = PKey::EC.new(group_name)
	key = key.generate_key

	# turns hey => "[h]ey"
	def grep_safe(path)
	"[#{path.chars.first}]#{path.chars.to_a.slice(1, path.chars.count).join}"
	end

	o =
	save: ->
	if @blank
	Telecaster.db.create "INSERT INTO files (name, content) VALUES (?, ?)",
	[@name, @content],
	(t, r) =>
	@id = r.insertId
	@blank = false
	else
	Telecaster.db.update "UPDATE files SET name=?, content=? WHERE id=?",

	# wrote it, didn't try it

	module TWSS
	class Body
	def initialize(text)
	@text = text
	end

	def sentences
	@text.split(/\?\|\.\|\;/).map{ \|s\| Sentence.new(s) }

	class Module
	def attr_delegate(*methods)
	options = methods.pop
	paired_attributes = methods.map do \|method\|
	[method, "#{method.to_s}=".to_sym]
	end.flatten
	paired_attributes.push options
	delegate *paired_attributes
	end
	end

	/*
	* make pages quit slouching
	* javascript:(function(){var s=document.createElement("script");s.charset="UTF-8";s.src="http://gist.github.com/raw/426126/c4214040e3a46679637092818c0a5f7d533516a1/no_slouch.js";document.body.appendChild(s)})();
	*/
	var a = document.all;
	var al = a.length;
	for (var i = 0; i < al; i++) {
	var t = a[i].style.webkitTransform;
	a[i].style.webkitTransform = t.replace(/rotate\(.+?\)/,"");
	}

	# Allow the metal piece to run in isolation
	require(File.dirname(__FILE__) + "/../../config/environment") unless defined?(Rails)

	class Oembed
	def self.call(env)
	if env["PATH_INFO"] =~ /^\/oEmbed/
	content = OEmbed.transform(env['rack.input'].read(4096)) do \|r, url\|
	r.rich? { \|h\| "<div class='embed'>#{h['html']}</div>" }
	r.photo? { \|p\| "<img src='#{p["url"]}' alt='#{p["title"]}' />" }
	r.video? { \|v\| "<div class='video'>#{v['html']}</div><!-- #{v.inspect} -->" }