My friend was stuck without an internet connection during this year's State of the Union. I wanted to make sure we could all share our hot takes and direct quotes with them, so I made this 'lil distribution channel in the ten minutes before the speech.
I wrote these docs, and this script, in a total of ten minutes. It may be a bit rough. I'll be making updates to simplify and clarify in a few minutes. If you have any questions, leave a comment on the Gist, or get at me on Twitter -- I'm glad to help!
For SMS messaging, I used the awesome Twilio SMS APIs. To post to Twitter, I used the one, the only Twitter API.