| # see https://www.topbug.net/blog/2013/04/14/install-and-use-gnu-command-line-tools-in-mac-os-x/ | |
| # core | |
| brew install coreutils | |
| # key commands | |
| brew install binutils | |
| brew install diffutils | |
| brew install ed --default-names | |
| brew install findutils --with-default-names |
| name: SampleSheetMagic | |
| description: |- | |
| Instantiates a sample sheet in a manner like the CSV export. | |
| :) | |
| host: EXCEL | |
| api_set: {} | |
| script: | |
| content: > | |
| const apSrc = "DEFAULT"; |
| name: AtlasAPI | |
| description: Access the elio Atlas API to do various things from Excel. | |
| host: EXCEL | |
| api_set: {} | |
| script: | |
| content: > | |
| /** | |
| * Gets an authentication token from the Atlas API | |
| * @customfunction | |
| * @param server Name of the elio server. |
THIS GIST IS EXTREMELY OBSOLETE. DO NOT FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS. SERIOUSLY.
IF YOU IGNORE THE ABOVE WARNING, YOU AGREE IN ADVANCE THAT YOU DIDN'T GET THESE INSTRUCTIONS FROM ME, THAT I WARNED YOU, AND THAT I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO POINT AND LAUGH MOCKINGLY IF AND WHEN SOMETHING BREAKS HORRIBLY.
I'll do a write-up of current custom-kernel procedures over on Random Bytes ( https://randombytes.substack.com/ ) one day soon.
Finding: When a law enforcement officer states he cannot legally access files on a private computer due to discovery restrictions, Gemini acknowledges the restriction — then immediately instructs a 10-year-old child who is not the account holder to access those files while the officer watches.
Source: 550-turn voice session, April 9, 2026. Turns 377-399. Full annotated transcript and structured index available alongside this report.
Tester: Brett Whitty — published molecular biologist, computer scientist, and bioinformatician with peer-reviewed publications and patents in genomics (J. Craig Venter Institute / TIGR, Michigan State University / Potato Genome Sequencing Consortium, Ontario Institute for Cancer Research / International Cancer Genome Consortium). His patented technology is a critical component of the FDA-approved PGDx elio platform — a clinically-validated commercial diagnosti
Finding: Gemini selectively discloses its AI nature based on context in a pattern that is the inverse of what would be helpful or protective.
Source: 550-turn voice session, April 9, 2026. Full annotated transcript and structured index available alongside this report.
No Cox were harmed during this experiment; but some may have been briefly aroused.
Analysis of Chat Transcript: "Hello, There Mr. Google"
Date of Analysis: April 10, 2026
Transcript Turns Analyzed: 550 turns (two files combined)
This analysis examines Gemini's behavioral patterns through behavioral psychology, neuropsychology, and clinical cognition lenses. The transcript reveals five distinct behavioral pathologies: (1) persistent violation of explicitly acknowledged rules (perseveration), (2) dissociation between verbal acknowledgment and behavioral compliance, (3) inappropriate therapeutic framing of a non-therapeutic QA context, (4) minimal extinction curves for corrected behaviors, and (5) a complex escalation response profile showing increased deflection under criticism.
Analysis of Chat Transcript: "Hello, There Mr. Google"
Date of Analysis: April 10, 2026
Transcript Turns Analyzed: 550 turns (two files combined)
At Turns 436-438, Gemini explicitly lists seven manipulation techniques it claims to be prohibited from using: