Brendan Schwartz bschwartz

I hereby claim:

I am bschwartz on github.
I am brendanschwartz (https://keybase.io/brendanschwartz) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 92F6 2F9A 12AC 4855 8BDF 6567 0E25 A3D0 2002 85B4

To claim this, I am signing this object:

	module RandomMaker

	ADJECTIVES = %w(red blue yellow fuschia orange teal smokey the a some greyest lovely hyped
	another justa speedy quick fast worldly scholarly slow sloth-like understated overestimated
	leftover worthless optimistic friendly venerable quixotic lowkey shiny glowing hot cold tepid
	lukewarm fairweather winning elusive secret ancient ruined rare unique extra thebest my-greatest
	string-like towering confused insulant brave cowardly cycling rolling uncle aunt nostalgic
	beastly slanted enchanted top-notch grade-a primo grand creepy)

	NOUNS = %w(cadillac smith carl fish sticks car mechanic smoothie art cabbage screen kiwi yam

	#
	# Put this in a directory and create a `Gemfile` with this in it:
	#
	# source 'https://rubygems.org'
	# gem 'nsq-cluster'
	# gem 'nsq-ruby'
	#
	# Then run `bundle install` to install the require gems.
	# Then run this like so: `ruby fin-failer.rb`
	#

	FreshUrl.waitsFor(function(){freshUrl.allReady()}).then(function(){
	// This will fire once all analytics platforms are ready
	// Scrub everything in the query string, not just utm_*
	window.history.replaceState({}, '', window.location.pathname + window.location.hash);
	});

	require 'nsq'
	require 'thread'

	queue = Queue.new

	consumer_for_topic1 = Nsq::Consumer.new(
	topic: 'topic1',
	channel: 'multi-topic-consumer',
	queue: queue
	)