Ben Taitelbaum btaitelb

I hereby claim:

I am btaitelb on github.
I am benji (https://keybase.io/benji) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 6C52 F9C2 5596 2CC1 F4C9 9A6B 3D03 B326 DAF1 D7E7

To claim this, I am signing this object:

Preferences -> Settings - User (Cmd-, in osx)
add "ignored_packages": [] (don't forget the commas at the end of lines)
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now you see INSERT MODE in the lower left corner
hit ESC to get to COMMAND MODE. You can use vim commands like :w for save, and navigation keys like j,k,h,l
now hit i to get back to INSERT MODE, and use your favorite emacs key bindings, like C-a and C-e

Programming Pretty Good Practices

Write code that works, most of the time at least.
Keep documentation up-to-date unless no one's going to read it anyway.
Use TDD, but don't both to hook up CI.
Hire a ScrumMaster (certified of course), and then tell him/her what to do on the team, based on your (uncertified) ideas of scrums from all those rugby games you watched last year.
Test files should exist to give the appearance of caring and design.
Popular libraries should be included to give the appearance of being cutting-edge.
Always use the words agile, rock start, and ninja in your job ads whether they apply to your existing team or not

	Run options:

	# Running tests:

	/Users/btaitelb/.rvm/rubies/ruby-2.0.0-p0/lib/ruby/2.0.0/test/unit.rb:707:in `block in _prepare_run': undefined method `size' for #<ParallelEach:0x007fcebca02c00> (NoMethodError)
	from /Users/btaitelb/.rvm/rubies/ruby-2.0.0-p0/lib/ruby/2.0.0/test/unit.rb:707:in `each'
	from /Users/btaitelb/.rvm/rubies/ruby-2.0.0-p0/lib/ruby/2.0.0/test/unit.rb:707:in `inject'
	from /Users/btaitelb/.rvm/rubies/ruby-2.0.0-p0/lib/ruby/2.0.0/test/unit.rb:707:in `_prepare_run'
	from /Users/btaitelb/.rvm/rubies/ruby-2.0.0-p0/lib/ruby/2.0.0/test/unit.rb:648:in `_run_suites'
	from /Users/btaitelb/.rvm/gems/ruby-2.0.0-p0@sprockets-rails/gems/minitest-4.7.1/lib/minitest/unit.rb:861:in `_run_anything'

	>> Thin web server (v1.5.0 codename Knife)
	>> Maximum connections set to 1024
	>> Listening on 0.0.0.0:9292, CTRL+C to stop
	!! Unexpected error while processing request: Content-Length header was 4005, but should be 7895
	127.0.0.1 - - [13/Mar/2013 01:04:24] "GET HTTP/1.1" 404 4005 0.2757

	as submitted via http://alumni.virginia.edu/contact/alumni-feedback/

	I personally find the way that Sullivan left UVa to be consistent with the way I left,
	through a non-transparent, closed-door decision that demonstrates neither scientific inquiry
	nor academic rigor. It's great to see that the president is held to the same standards as students.

	Speaking of standards, I believe that getting asked to leave the university demonstrates
	that Sullivan was an upstanding person, who never lied, cheated or stole,
	since I also know first hand that people don't get kicked out for those reasons.

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