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// something
{
  "one": true,
  "bar": "Something",
}

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Average of 10 pings from EC2 instance in the from region to the EC2 endpoint in the to region.

ping ec2.%s.amazonaws.com/

From	To	Avg (ms)
ca-central-1	us-east-1	14.4
ca-central-1	us-west-2	75.4

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require "factory_bot"
require "active_support/all"

module LocalFactory
  class Factory
    attr_reader :factories

    def initialize
      @factories = {}
    end

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Requirements

• Apple pencil 2 (just because)
• USB-C charging (same charger as laptop then)
• iOS 15 support, and unlikely to be unsupported in iOS 16
• Wifi/sim card model, so it has GPS included

Models meeting criteria

iPad models with USB-C or Thunderbolt / USB 4 connector

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby

# 
#  SitePinger.rb
#  Pings a list of sites
#  
#  Created by Caius Durling <dev at caius dot name> on 2007-07-16.
#  Copyright 2007 Hentan Software.
#  Licenced under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 License.
#  

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require "sqlite3"
require "active_record"

ActiveRecord::Base.establish_connection(
  adapter: "sqlite3",
  database: ":memory:",
)

ActiveRecord::Schema.define do
  create_table "employees", force: :cascade do |t|

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require "net/http"

A_CHUNK_TOO_FAR = Class.new(StandardError)

# @param url [URI] uri to fetch title of
def url_title(url)
  title = nil

  Net::HTTP.start(url.host, url.port, use_ssl: (url.scheme == "https"), open_timeout: 5, read_timeout: 5) do |http|
    request = Net::HTTP::Get.new(url)

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0. install homebrew - https://brew.sh

brew install openjdk
sudo ln -sfn /usr/local/opt/openjdk/libexec/openjdk.jdk /Library/Java/JavaVirtualMachines/openjdk.jdk

(check `brew info openjdk` if that's still the correct command)

0. Check java runs

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require "net/http"
require "json"
require "rspec/autorun"

module Thing
  def self.thing(response)
    case response
    when Net::HTTPSuccess
      :ok
    when Net::HTTPNotFound

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// Callback hell approach
function main() {
  console.log("hello from main")
  
  var name = "caius"

  sendHello(decorateName(name)) // <- smelly
}

function decorateName(name) {