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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am cantremember on github.
• I am sleepbotzz (https://keybase.io/sleepbotzz) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is F8E3 7AF5 2D2E 8610 20B1 37F6 0CDB 6BDD 69D9 8F81

To claim this, I am signing this object:

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/**
 * fewer lines, sure ...
 */
function _sameLineStyle() {
    return example.firstMethod().then(function() {
        return example.secondMethod();
    }).then(function() {
        return example.thirdMethod();
    });
}

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// const ...
var EARLY_RETURN;

function _getSomething(key, data) {
    var scopedResult;

    return cache.fetchSomething(key)
    .then(function(_resolved) {
        scopedResult = _resolved;
        if (scopedResult) {

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/**
 * be careful to return a Promise from every exiting branch
 */
function mayReject(may) {
    if (may || (may === undefined)) {
        return Promise.reject(new Error('I REJECT'));
    }
    return Promise.resolve(true);
}

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function fooAndBarInParallel() {
    // boiler-plate.  meh
    var constructed = new Promise(function(resolve, reject) {
        emitter.once('foo', function(food) {
            resolve(food);
        });
    });

    // such clean.  so code
    var deferred = Promise.deferred();

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/*
  consumer.js

  `node consumer.js`
*/
import Lib from './lib';
const { method: libMethod } = Lib; // <= 2-step destructure
console.log(Lib.method());
console.log(libMethod());

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class Foo {
  method() {
    return 'foo';
  }
}

class Wrapper {
  constructor(wrapped) {
    this.latch = 2; // arbitrary condition; "proxy it this many times"
    return new Proxy(wrapped, this);

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Vagrant.configure(2) do |config|
  config.vm.box = "ubuntu-i386-14.10"

  # Node.js server port, per `config.app.port`
  config.vm.network "forwarded_port", guest: 3201, host: 3201
  # # for remote inspection using `webkit-devtools-agent` or some equivalent
  # config.vm.network "forwarded_port", guest: 3999, host: 3999

  config.ssh.forward_agent = true

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daemonize yes
logfile "/var/log/redis/redis-server.log"
save ""
dir /tmp

# lots of connections
maxclients 10000

# low tolerance for under-run
#   otherwise, redis-server gets a memory leak

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#!/bin/bash
#
# https://perf.wiki.kernel.org/index.php/Main_Page
# https://perf.wiki.kernel.org/index.php/Tutorial#Sampling_with_perf_record
# https://perf.wiki.kernel.org/index.php/Tutorial#Sample_analysis_with_perf_report

sudo apt-get install -y linux-tools-`uname -r`
sudo apt-get install -y linux-tools-common
sudo apt-get install -y linux-cloud-tools-`uname -r`
sudo apt-get install -y linux-cloud-tools-common