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I was browsing my mental list of interesting programming languages, and I decided to do a little research about the language to use if I wanted to, perhaps, implement a platform-independent UI for a menu / order-placing application, that looks and works the same on my computer and your computer and my phone and Richard Stallman's computer.

My first go-to was Factor, because it allows an expression of algorithmic intent alongside cool semantics and infinitely extensible syntax (think Forth plus Haskell plus LISP plus combinatorial logic and term rewriting) that makes me want to use it all day. Unfortunately, at least right now, Factor's UI toolkit is only for Linux (GTK), WIndows and Mac OSX. :(

Next, I thought about LambdaNative, a dialect of Scheme (R5RS) that attempts to target iOS, Android and the Big Three desktop platforms all at once. Unfortunately, Scheme is a very simple, tiny little useless language, and every implementation adds its own twists to make it "usable". I like Racket, with its interesti

	/*
	* File: minunit.h
	* Author: Zed. A. Shaw, Sam
	*
	* @see http://c.learncodethehardway.org/book/ex30.html
	*
	* Created on 27 August 2014, 22:14
	*/

	#ifndef MINUNIT_H

	var Assert = function () {
	"use strict";

	var AssertionError = function (msg) {
	var final = "Assertion failed: " + msg;
	console.error(final);
	};

	var args = arguments;
	var res = true;

	/**
	* More info?
	* [email protected]
	* http://aspyct.org
	* @aspyct (twitter)
	*
	* Hope it helps :)
	*/

	#include <stdio.h>

	#!/usr/bin/env python3

	import unittest
	import inspect
	import re


	class Test_MyTests(unittest.TestCase):
	def test_run_me_first(self): pass
	def test_2nd_run_me(self): pass

	#!/usr/bin/env python3
	def T_lookup(obj, name):
	"looking up the attribute"
	return True if name in (dir(obj), (obj.__dict__.keys())) else False


	def T_catch_getattr(obj, name):
	"using getattr and catching exceptions"
	try:
	return bool(getattr(obj, name))

	/*
	* rands.c -- cat stevens
	* compile with your compiler's equivalent to:
	* gcc -Wextra -Wfloat-equal -Wundef -fverbose-asm -Wshadow -Wpointer-arith -Wcast-align -Wstrict-prototypes -Wstrict-overflow=5 -Wwrite-strings -Wconversion --pedantic -std=c11
	* OR
	* gcc -Wall -Wextra -Wfloat-equal -Wundef -Werror -fverbose-asm -Wshadow -Wpointer-arith -Wcast-align -Wstrict-prototypes -Wstrict-overflow=5 -Wwrite-strings -Wconversion --pedantic -std=c11
	* if you drop the trigraph.
	*/

	#include <stdlib.h>

	def find_even(binlist):
	nums = list(map(lambda c: int(c, 2), binlist))
	evens = list(map(lambda i: not i % 2, nums))
	listof = list(zip(evens, nums, binlist))
	return {i[1]:i[2] for i in list(filter(lambda g: g[0], listof))}

	# >>> # copied directly from the google form
	# >>> bins = """10101101
	# 00000001
	# 11100111

	DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT TO PUBLIC LICENSE
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	Copyright (C) 2011 Jed Schmidt <http://jed.is>

	Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified
	copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long
	as the name is changed.

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	#include <assert.h>
	#include <inttypes.h>
	#include <limits.h>
	#include <stdbool.h>
	#include <stddef.h>
	#include <stdlib.h>
	#include <stdint.h>
	#include <string.h>
	#include <stdio.h>
	#include <time.h>