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/ Hit them biscuits with another touch of \
| gravy, Burn that sausage just a match   |
| or two more done. Pour my black old     |
| coffee longer, While that smell is      |
| gettin' stronger A semi-meal ain't      |
| nuthin' much to want.                   |
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| Loan me ten, I got a feelin' it'll save |
| me, With an ornery soul who don't shoot |

chadfurman

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chadfurman

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/ The first time, it's a KLUDGE! The \
| second, a trick. Later, it's a     |
| well-established technique!        |
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chadfurman

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/ A certain old cat had made his home in  \
| the alley behind Gabe's bar for some    |
| time, subsisting on scraps and          |
| occasional handouts from the bartender. |
| One evening, emboldened by hunger, the  |
| feline attempted to follow Gabe through |
| the back door. Regrettably, only the    |
| his body had made it through when the   |
| door slammed shut, severing the cat's   |

chadfurman

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/ It has been said [by Anatole France],  \
| "it is not by amusing oneself that one |
| learns," and, in reply: "it is         |
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| one can learn."                        |
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/ Q: What's the difference between a duck \
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