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if(you.understand(this)){ 
   you.suggestion("Get a Girlfriend");
}

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/**
 * @(#)
 *
 * This program will generate your Phd thesis, might take a while(like several lifetimes of the universe).
 * Simply change the thesisLength to number of characters you would like your Phd to contain.
 *
 * @Chester Grant  
 * @version 1.00 2010/8/10
 */
import java.io.*;