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Your sin smells to high heaven.
Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed that I cannot believe you understand them.
You are the most insane heretics and ingrafters of heretical perversity.
What you say is a blasphemy that has made you worthy of a thousand deaths.
Behold, indeed, this little golden work of a golden teacher! It is a work most worthy of golden letters, and lest there be something about it which is not golden, it must be handed down by golden disciples, namely, by those about whom it is said, "The idols of the nations are silver and gold. They have eyes, but they see not."
You are worthy only to be mocked by the words of error.
It is presumptuous for people who are as ignorant as you are not to take up the work of a herdsman.
What bilgewater of heresies has ever been spoken so heretically as what you have said?
What do you mean when you say this? Are you dreaming in the throes of a fever or are you laboring under a madness?
Your astute minds have been completely turned into stinking mu

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#!/bin/bash

awk=$(which awk || echo 'missing: install awk' && exit 1)

# update apt
sudo apt-get update

# get ssl related packages from simulated upgrade
sudo apt-get upgrade -s | grep ssl | grep Inst | $awk '{print $2}' | xargs -t sudo apt-get install -y

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

if ! pgrep -q Rdio
then
    echo "Error: Rdio is not running"
    exit 1
fi

function check {
    which "$1" || echo "Missing dep: $1"; exit 1

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# Note: uses some random ClientID for authentication, does not handle errors
# Usage: $ imgur ~/Desktop/oleg.png

function imgur {
    [ $# -lt 1 ] && echo "imgur: requires an image file path" && exit 1
    curl -sH "Authorization: Client-ID 3e7a4deb7ac67da" -F "image=@$1" "https://api.imgur.com/3/upload" | grep -oE "http:.*\.[a-z]{3,4}" | tr -d '\'
}

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#!/usr/bin/env bash

if ! pgrep -q Rdio
then
    echo "Error: Rdio is not running"; exit 1
fi

function check {
    which "$1" || echo "Missing dep: $1"; exit 1
}

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# save last status
PROMPT_COMMAND='export last_status=$?'

PS1="\n\u@\H:\w\$(git_prompt)\n\$(last_status)\$ "

# only show status when non zero
function last_status {
    if [ $last_status -gt 0 ]; then
        echo $last_status
    fi

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RESTORE='\[\033[0m\]'
RED='\[\033[00;31m\]'
GREEN='\[\033[00;32m\]'
YELLOW='\[\033[00;33m\]'
PURPLE='\[\033[00;35m\]'
GRAY='\[\033[00;37m\]'

# Normal user is purple, root is red.
if [ "$(id -u)" == '0' ]; then
        USER_COLOR=$RED

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# vim: set syntax=sh:

function now {
    local file="$HOME/.now"
    local today="$(date "+%Y-%m-%d")"
    local stamp="$(date "+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S")"

    if [[ -z "${@}" ]]; then
        grep --color=never "$today" "$file" | cut -d' ' -f2-
        echo "***"

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# Dynamically generated file dropped off by Chef!

fs.file-max=131072
kernel.shmall=32768
kernel.shmmax=536870912
net.core.netdev_max_backlog=4096
net.core.optmem_max=25165824
net.core.rmem_default=25165824
net.core.rmem_max=25165824
net.core.somaxconn=4096

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#!/bin/bash

usage()
{
cat << EOF
usage: $0 ENV OPTIONS

This script will deploy to the host host.

ENVIRONMENTS: