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collinvandyck / gist:5256768

Created March 27, 2013 18:25

	[8920420.514283] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]
	[8920486.012528] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]
	[8920551.510786] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]
	[8920617.009039] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]
	[8920682.507289] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]
	[8920748.005539] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]
	[8920813.503782] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]
	[8920879.002042] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]
	[8920944.500285] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]
	[8921010.000022] BUG: soft lockup - CPU#1 stuck for 61s! [swapper:0]

collinvandyck / gist:5360115

Created April 11, 2013 02:13

	case "`uname`" in
	Darwin)
	;;
	*)
	exit 0
	esac

collinvandyck / gist:5468743

Created April 26, 2013 17:02

	[09:28:51] [cvandyck] Hello all. I'm sending a batch of documents with _version_ timestamps to a Solr4 cluster with the SolrJ client. having a hard time from the exceptions it generates (when optimistic concurrency fails) figuring out which ones failed
	[09:29:25] [cvandyck] The wiki has some nice ideas about how this might be done in the future with a certain exception hierarchy but that doesn't seem to be present in the latest 4.x release
	[09:29:33] [cvandyck] Is this possible?

collinvandyck / gist:5761803

Created June 11, 2013 23:44

no idea what IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CONSENSUAL LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CONSENSUAL LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CONSENSUAL LOVE BETWEEN A MAN AND CAT

collinvandyck / delaysquawk.go

Last active December 19, 2015 10:09

squawks about network lag while you're playing minecraft to correlate oddities in the game with digitalocean's spotty network

	package main

	import (
	"flag"
	"io/ioutil"
	"net/http"
	"os/exec"
	"time"
	)

collinvandyck / example output

Last active December 22, 2015 08:19

This is how you'd go about installing the latest snapshot version Note that this only works producing dev builds locally.

	/tmp % git clone git@github.com:librato/metrics-librato.git
	Cloning into 'metrics-librato'...
	remote: Counting objects: 466, done.
	remote: Compressing objects: 100% (184/184), done.
	remote: Total 466 (delta 155), reused 440 (delta 131)
	Receiving objects: 100% (466/466), 63.89 KiB \| 0 bytes/s, done.
	Resolving deltas: 100% (155/155), done.
	Checking connectivity... done
	/tmp % cd metrics-librato/
	/tmp/metrics-librato

collinvandyck / gist:6501088

Created September 9, 2013 20:32

	<parent>
	<groupId>org.sonatype.oss</groupId>
	<artifactId>oss-parent</artifactId>
	<version>7</version>
	</parent>

collinvandyck / gist:6692205

Created September 24, 2013 22:28

	exec "$JAVACMD" \
	$MAVEN_OPTS \
	-classpath "${M2_HOME}"/boot/plexus-classworlds-*.jar \
	"-Dclassworlds.conf=${M2_HOME}/bin/m2.conf" \
	"-Dmaven.home=${M2_HOME}" \
	${CLASSWORLDS_LAUNCHER} "$@"

collinvandyck / gist:7001376

Created October 16, 2013 01:40

	~/code/go/src/github.com/ryandotsmith/l2met [integration*]% ls -l ~/.vim/bundle
	total 8
	drwxr-xr-x 8 cvandyck staff 272 Sep 17 16:24 ack.vim
	drwxr-xr-x 8 cvandyck staff 272 Sep 3 09:44 ctrlp.vim
	lrwxr-xr-x 1 cvandyck staff 22 Oct 1 15:58 go-vim -> /usr/local/go/misc/vim
	drwxr-xr-x 11 cvandyck staff 374 Sep 3 09:44 nerdtree
	drwxr-xr-x 19 cvandyck staff 646 Oct 2 12:00 vim-coffee-script
	drwxr-xr-x 11 cvandyck staff 374 Sep 19 10:41 vim-json
	drwxr-xr-x 5 cvandyck staff 170 Sep 3 09:44 vim-sensible

collinvandyck / gist:8302596

Created January 7, 2014 17:07

	% http https://www.howsmyssl.com/a/check

	http: error: SSLError: [Errno 1] _ssl.c:504: error:1407742E:SSL routines:SSL23_GET_SERVER_HELLO:tlsv1 alert protocol version

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