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correcthorsebatterystaple-sudo / mostHorribleCode2.py

Last active July 20, 2016 06:21

Even in glorious Python, the most horrible code possible can be written. I'm not man enough to actually test this out. WARNING: HARMFUL.

	for _ in range(int(42 == 420/10)):
	while int(not _):
	_+=int(not 1336 == 666)
	with open(hex(_), "a+") as ride_my_eggplant:
	ride_my_eggplant.write(str(_) * 6661337420)

correcthorsebatterystaple-sudo / mostHorribleCode1.js

Created July 20, 2016 06:03

The most horrible code in the god damn world.

for(;;){alert(["\u0059\u004f\u0055" + (` r` || 'regexLibrary' && ".active_##"), (3735928559).toString(16).substr(0, 4), (3735928559).toString(16).substr(4)].join(" ").toUpperCase())}

correcthorsebatterystaple-sudo / anime.py

Last active June 30, 2016 15:37 — forked from Getindor/anime.py

rei rate my desktop :3333333 xddd asuka miku rate my desktop rei miku waifu miku anime is technology rate my desktop :3 rate my desktop waifu s-senpai :3333333 rate my desktop rei s-senpai :3 rate my desktop rei miku s-senpai asuka miku anime is technology miku rei xddd rate my desktop anon-kun s-senpai rei rei anon-kun waifu :3333333 waifu anim…

	import random
	trash = ":3.xddd.rate my desktop.senpai.anon-kun.:3333333.s-senpai.anime is technology.waifu.no bully.asuka.rei.miku.desu".split('.')
	i = int(input("h-how much anime do you want senpai: "))
	print(" ".join( random.choice(trash) for _ in range(i) ))

correcthorsebatterystaple-sudo / rot13.py

Created March 27, 2016 22:04

Code Golph'd implementation of rot13 in Python2.

	a = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"
	q = " 1234567890.,'\";:"
	z = {x:y for x,y in map(None,a+q,a[13:]+a[:13]+q)}
	print ''.join([z[c] for c in raw_input('>').lower()])

correcthorsebatterystaple-sudo / FILL 'ER UP.py

Created March 17, 2016 21:19

	count = 0
	string = "z"
	while True:
	with open(hex(count), "a+") as file:
	file.write(string)
	string += string
	count += 1

correcthorsebatterystaple-sudo / DrNim.py

Last active March 17, 2016 02:18

Python Nim Implementation.

	print(
	"Welcome to Nim!:\n"+
	"A simple game, where you're allowed to take "+
	"one, two, or three marbles from a pile of 12.\n"+
	"You compete against the computer to take the "+
	"last marble.")

	marbles = 12

	def computerTake(amount):

correcthorsebatterystaple-sudo / And55clone.js

Last active February 13, 2016 23:46

This is a clone of "Make America Great Again"'s code that he wrote for my website. It generates a nick in the style of his username, "get52". I'm using LJPowell indents because they're the master race.

	function randomChar(string) {
	return string.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random() * string.length)) ;}

	function generateName() {
	var vowels = "aeiou";
	var consonants = "bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxyz";
	return randomChar(consonants) +
	randomChar(vowels) +
	randomChar(consonants) +
	(Math.floor(Math.random()*89)+10) ;}

correcthorsebatterystaple-sudo / RainbowFlair.js

Created January 10, 2016 14:10

	var colors = ["e66","ea6","ee6","6e6","6ee","66e","a6e"];
	String.prototype.flair = function() {
	flair = "$Ubuntu Mono\|/^/^";
	for (i = 0; i < this.length; i++) {
	color = colors[i%colors.length]
	flair += "##" + color + "#" + color + this[i];
	}
	return flair;
	}
	CLIENT.on('message', function() {

correcthorsebatterystaple-sudo / MemeBoxGenerator.py

Last active November 14, 2015 06:36

	x = raw_input("> ")
	print ' '.join(x)
	for i in range(1, len(x)-1):print x[i] + (len(x) * 2 - 3) * ' ' + x[len(x)-i-1]
	print ' '.join(x[::-1])