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Producer: Hey, bootstrap server, I want to tell a Kafka joke, who do I tell it to?
Broker 5: Broker 1 is our Kafka jokes leader, talk to them.
Producer: Hey, Broker 1, here's a great Kafka joke, make sure you friends all hear it too!
Broker 2: Hey Broker 1, do you have any new Kafka jokes for me?
Broker 1: Here's the latest!
Broker 3: .... (for 10 seconds)
Broker 5: OK, no problems, everyone got it. Great joke! Thanks!
Broker 3: Oh! Good morning! Hey Broker 1, any new jokes?
Broker 1: Sure! Here's the latest!
Consumer: Hey, bootstrap server, I want the latest Kafka jokes, who do I talk to?