craigw

# A Nagios service check skeleton.
#
# Note that you can put more than one line of output in the message,
# and you can include check performance data if you'd like.
#
# Technical details here:
#   http://nagios.sourceforge.net/docs/3_0/pluginapi.html
#

if okay?

craigw

#! /bin/sh

ssh -p 2202 -l craig -t barkingiguana.com $@ screen -xR irc

craigw

I love it when I'm looking for something: https://twitter.com/craigwebster/status/8672990615
And stuff like this happens: https://twitter.com/jturnbull/status/8673790759

Why? Well, look at this:


$ dig edinburghmenus.com

; <<>> DiG 9.4.3-P1 <<>> edinburghmenus.com
;; global options:  printcmd

craigw

# Does the requested file not exist?
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
# AND is there a file that matches the requested file but with .html at the end?
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME}.html -f
# Then rewrite the request under the hood and serve the HTML file.
RewriteRule ^([^.]+)$ $1.html [QSA]

craigw

// Library:
Email = {}
Email.Message = function(raw_source) {
  var parts = raw_source.split(/\r\n\r\n/);
  this.headers = parts[0];
  this.body = parts[1];
}

Email.Message.prototype.header(header_name, value) {
    if(!value) {

craigw

# Quickly setup iptables, ntp, the backup service and snmpd:
# wget http://gist.github.com/raw/282727/1ec21c6628b3cb9a9f6525b4929f7b8675568b4f/first-boot.sh && bash first-boot.sh

# Firewall
apt-get install --yes iptables
iptables -A INPUT -i lo -j ACCEPT
iptables -A INPUT -m state --state ESTABLISHED,RELATED -j ACCEPT
iptables -A INPUT -p tcp --dport ssh -j ACCEPT
iptables -A INPUT -s 193.219.108.245 -p icmp -m icmp --icmp-type 8 -j ACCEPT
iptables -A INPUT -j DROP

craigw

#! /bin/bash

# make sure /etc/mysql.passwd is chmod go-wrx.
# and chmod root:root.
PASSWORD=`cat /etc/mysql.passwd`
NICE='/usr/bin/nice -n 20'
CWD=`/bin/pwd`
UMASK=`umask`
MYSQLDUMP="/usr/bin/mysqldump -u root --password='${PASSWORD}'"
DUMPFILE="/var/backups/mysql.sql"

craigw

require('http')
  .createServer(function(request, response){
    setTimeout(function() {
      response.sendHeader(200, {'Content-Type' : 'text/plain'});
      response.sendBody("zoom");
      response.finish();
    }, 2000);
  })
  .listen(8000);

craigw

#! /usr/bin/env ruby

require 'rubygems'
require 'net/http'
require 'cgi'
require 'hpricot'

name = CGI.escape(ARGV[0])
postcode = CGI.escape(ARGV[1])

craigw

#! /bin/bash

RETENTION=14
BACKUP_DIRECTORY='/var/backups/mysql'

NICE='/usr/bin/nice -n 20'
MYSQLDUMP='/usr/bin/mysqldump'
BZIP='/bin/bzip2'
RM='/bin/rm'