curtiszimmerman

import (
	"fmt"
	"encoding/json"
)

/*
// example JSON object
{

curtiszimmerman

// Just before switching jobs:
// Add one of these.
// Preferably into the same commit where you do a large merge.
//
// This started as a tweet with a joke of "C++ pro-tip: #define private public",
// and then it quickly escalated into more and more evil suggestions.
// I've tried to capture interesting suggestions here.
//
// Contributors: @r2d2rigo, @joeldevahl, @msinilo, @_Humus_,
// @YuriyODonnell, @rygorous, @cmuratori, @mike_acton, @grumpygiant,

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/* bling.js */

window.$ = document.querySelectorAll.bind(document)

Node.prototype.on = window.on = function (name, fn) {
  this.addEventListener(name, fn)
}

NodeList.prototype.__proto__ = Array.prototype

curtiszimmerman

Verifying I am +curtiszimmerman on my passcard. https://onename.com/curtiszimmerman

curtiszimmerman

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am curtiszimmerman on github.
• I am curtiszimmerman (https://keybase.io/curtiszimmerman) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 676A E051 FB2B 3FC8 09C3 EF90 0142 3347 9E8A E4BF

To claim this, I am signing this object: