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/*
Use jQuery to load FB Connect javascript asynchronously, then trigger manual parsing of individual XFBML tags
*/
window.fbAsyncInit = function() {
    FB.init({channelUrl:'http://YOUR_SITE_URL.HERE/channel.html',xfbml: false,logging:false,status:false});
};
(function() {
    jQuery(document).ready(function() {
        jQuery.getScript('http://connect.facebook.net/en_US/all.js', function(){
            var parseXFBML = function() {

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/*
jQuery InViewToo Plugin to add triggers for elements entering/leaving the viewport

Not entirely complete, fully featured, or documented...but functional!

Fiddle Away!
  http://jsfiddle.net/dalesaurus/CkFUB/

Inspired by
  http://www.appelsiini.net/projects/lazyload

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/*
For use in functions.php in combination with: 
  http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/google-analytics-for-wordpress/
*/

add_filter('wp_nav_menu', 'menu_ga_tracking', 99);

function menu_ga_tracking($menu) {
	if( class_exists('GA_Filter') and yoast_ga_do_tracking() ) {
		$menu = preg_replace_callback(

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/*
This will work on WP 2.7.0 on up on the commonly used get_xxxxxxx_posts_link call.

From Google:
http://googlewebmastercentral.blogspot.com/2011/09/pagination-with-relnext-and-relprev.html
*/

add_filter('next_posts_link_attributes', create_function('$attr','return $attr.\' rel="next" \';'));
add_filter('previous_posts_link_attributes', create_function('$attr','return $attr.\' rel="prev" \';') );

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jQuery(document).ready(function($) {
	$.getJSON('http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/Shitmydadsays.json?count=4&callback=?', function(data){
		var relative_time = function(datetime) {
			var delta = parseInt((Date.now() - Date.parse(datetime)) / 1000, 10);
			var r = '';
			if (delta < 60) {
			  r = delta + ' seconds ago';
			} else if (delta < 120) {
			  r = 'A minute ago';
			} else if (delta < (45 * 60)) {

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// Adapted from jQuery TimeAgo plugin:
//    https://github.com/rmm5t/jquery-timeago/blob/master/jquery.timeago.js
//    Update, check out performance: http://jsperf.com/twitter-relative-time-parsing


function timetowords(timestamp) {
	var words = {
			"seconds": "less than a minute",
			"minute": "about a minute",
			"minutes": "%d minutes",

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/* When an html page like URL is accessed, return some static content,
     In this case, a verification page for Google Apps 

In the current theme functions.php:
*/
if( !class_exists('google_verify') ) {
    class google_verify {
        public function __construct() {
            add_filter('rewrite_rules_array', array($this,'gv_rewrite') );
            if( !is_admin() ) {

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#!/bin/bash

# http://www.ivorde.ro/How_to_backup_all_mysql_databases_with_one_command-51.html
# http://bash.cyberciti.biz/backup/backup-mysql-database-server-2/
# http://sgowtham.net/blog/2008/04/04/backing-up-and-restoring-mysql-databases/
# Requires: http://s3tools.org/s3cmd

MyUSER="YOUR-USERNAME"
MyPASS="YOUR-PASSWORD"
MyHOST="localhost"

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/*
An example of using MySQL's ENCRYPT() and DECRYPT() functions to store
sensitive data in a Wordpress Option.  In this case, a password.

This only provides a bare amount of security as your Key is likely stored somewhere
else in your code or database.  Basically, its not plaintext.

http://dev.mysql.com/doc/refman/5.5/en/encryption-functions.html
*/

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<?php
/*
 A quick set of functions to move items in a non-associative array
 up or down by one, shifting the items around it appropriately.
 
 Original usage was to for a set of UP and DOWN buttons to 
 manipulate the order of an array of items stored in Wordpress option.
*/

$a = array('a','b','c','d','e');