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def collect_instance_variables object
  values = object.instance_variables.collect do |variable|
    object.instance_variable_get variable.to_s
  end

  Hash[object.instance_variables.zip(values)]
end

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# convert the last 4 octets of a mac address to base 10 for a numeric value between 0-4294967295 (which is the supported range for mysql's server-id)
# example mac address - "00:26:9E:2B:C7:36"

mac_address.split(':')[2..5].join.to_i(16)

# => 2653669174

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
%w[logger thread json collins_client highline/import file-tail zk].each {|l| require l}

# simple daemon to tail the act_post giant octopus log and create znodes for blogs and posts being created
class ZookeeperActPost
  attr_reader :options, :collins, :log, :zk

  def initialize options = {}
    @options = {
      log:  STDOUT,

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require 'java'

import javax.management.ObjectName
import javax.management.remote.JMXServiceURL
import javax.management.remote.JMXConnectorFactory

host   = "zk-a835862a.tld"
port   = 10010

config = {

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require 'faker'

File.open('lorem.txt', 'w') do |file|
  (10 ** 6).times do |i|
    file.puts Faker::Lorem.sentence(10 ** 4)
    puts i
  end
end

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/*
	JSTN THEME FOR LIMECHAT 1.0
	
	put this and the other thing in ~/Library/Application Support/LimeChat/Themes/
	
	bg          1a2230
	hlight      273146
	red         e44347
	purps       8b84d0
	fuscia      c2339a

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#!/usr/bin/env tumblr_ruby

require 'nrpe_check/extend'
require 'timeout'
require 'json'

@options = {
  timeout:        120, # seconds

  hbck_command:   'hbase hbck 2>/dev/null',

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#!/usr/bin/env tumblr_ruby
require 'zk'
require 'json'
require 'logger'
require 'socket'
require 'timeout'
require 'nrpe_check'

class CheckHBase
  include NRPE::Check

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  def instance_state_hash
    self.instance_variables.map do |instance_variable|
      self.instance_variable_get instance_variable.to_s.sub ':', '@'
    end.hash
  end

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# plugins, recipes, clusters, etc
Dir['lib/*', 'recipes/*', 'config/groups/*'].each {|plugin| load plugin}

# default settings
load 'config/settings'