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<?php

	/*
		Template Name: Latest Post Redirect

		This page template will redirect to your latest post.
		Simply create a new page and set the template as "Latest Post Redirect".
		For specific categories, see http://codex.wordpress.org/Function_Reference/wp_get_recent_posts.
	*/
	

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public static function remove_admin_bar() {
	if (!current_user_can("administrator")) {
	  show_admin_bar(false);
	}
}

public static function redirect_if_not_admin() {
	if (!current_user_can("administrator")) {
		wp_redirect( site_url() );
		exit;

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var browserify = require('browserify'),
    source = require('vinyl-source-stream'),
    buffer = require('vinyl-buffer'),
    uglify = require('gulp-uglify'),
    gulp = require('gulp'),
    sass = require('gulp-sass'),
    minifyCSS = require('gulp-minify-css'),
    gulpif = require('gulp-if'),
    rename = require('gulp-rename'),
    stringify = require('stringify'),

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<?php
  /*
    Template Name: Redirect
  */

  if ($post->post_content != "") {
    $url = wp_strip_all_tags($post->post_content);
  } else if (!$post->post_parent) {
    $children = get_pages("child_of=".$post->ID."&sort_column=menu_order");
    $url = get_permalink($children[0]->ID);

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#!/usr/bin/php
<?php

/**
 * Search and Replace on a MySQL DB that has PHP serialized fields.
 * By Dallas Read, 2015.
 */

$host      = isset($argv[1]) ? $argv[1] : false;
$user      = isset($argv[2]) ? $argv[2] : false;

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require 'shellwords'

username = "me"
filetype = ".pdf"
target = "/Users/#{username}/Desktop/pdfs"
source = "/Users/#{username}/Library/Messages/Attachments/**/*#{filetype}"

Dir[source].each do |file|
  basename = File.basename(file)
  `cp #{file} #{target.shellescape}/#{basename.shellescape}`

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var Generate = require('generate-js'),
    events = require('events'),
    Bars = require('bars'),
    bars = new Bars();

function removeEmptyObjects(data) {
    for (var key in data) {
        if (data[key]) {
            if (typeof data[key] === 'object') {
                if (data[key] instanceof Array) {

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// ==UserScript==
// @name     Big-Enough Text Area
// @version  4
// @grant    none
// @match    https://github.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function () {
  document.body.innerHTML += `
<style>

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// ==UserScript==
// @name     GitHubCommenter
// @version  1
// @grant    none
// @match    https://dnsimple.com/admin*
// ==/UserScript==

class Commenter {
  constructor($target, namespace, repo) {
    this.repo = repo

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// ==UserScript==
// @name     KeywordFinder
// @version  1
// @grant    none
// @match    https://news.ycombinator.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function(keyword) {
  const counter = document.createElement('p')
  counter.style.position = 'fixed'