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/ gist:4350135
Created
December 21, 2012 01:39
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| Montezuma - Fleet Foxes | |
| Hail Caesar - AC/DC | |
| Napoleon - Ani DiFranco | |
| Alexander - Charlotte Hatherley | |
| Charlemagne In Sweatpants - The Hold Steady | |
| Victoria - The Kinks | |
| King Tut - Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers | |
| Ave Genghis Khan - Mutantes |
danslimmon
/ gist:5187352
Created
March 18, 2013 14:03
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| Show Me Love - Robyn | |
| All Out Of Love - Air Supply | |
| What About Sex? - Ice-T | |
| Plenty for All - Hot Snakes | |
| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| I'm In Hell - Microphones | |
| Oh Why? - Little Richard | |
| Some Weird Sin - Iggy Pop | |
| ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | |
| Doctor Robert - The Beatles |
danslimmon
/ graphite_par_by_t.py
Created
April 5, 2013 15:34
Parameterizes graphite data points by time. See <link to my blog post>
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| #!/usr/bin/python | |
| # URL of Graphite server | |
| GRAPHITE_BASEURL = "http://graphite.example.com/" | |
| # Number of days' worth of data you want in the table | |
| WINDOW = 30 | |
| # Metric that will appear on the X axis | |
| TARGET_X = "stats.gauges.nconn" | |
| # Metric that will appear on the Y axis | |
| TARGET_Y = "stats.timers.resptime.upper_90" |
danslimmon
/ gist:5399068
Created
April 16, 2013 19:54
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| dan@cleon:~$ :w | |
| Dumbass. |
danslimmon
/ spag_mozz_cass.py
Created
April 27, 2013 22:57
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| import sys | |
| import oven | |
| import pot | |
| import foodproc | |
| import skillet | |
| import colander | |
| import casserole | |
| def prepare_for_oven(skillet): | |
| pasta.blockwait_event(lambda pasta: pasta.cooked) |
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| # In section 4.3, last code snippet, | |
| bestfit <- geom_smooth(method="lm", se=F, color=alpha("steelblue", 0.5), size=2) | |
| # should be | |
| bestfit <- geom_smooth(method="lm", se=F, color="steelblue", alpha=0.5, size=2) |
danslimmon
/ gist:5526646
Created
May 6, 2013 17:33
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| ssh-rsa AAAAB3NzaC1yc2EAAAADAQABAAABAQDKuF/zXZa+JbjvvKJOo5+bhPajJfDM3bc6vyyDGlj8vwve/Igfr4OwuoTVY9XviuXJXPaJwTWJvlicAku9J2xKA+UBajK5qhUbDXvUvHc+kmAmjWuzs9InWyPJlVDjuHD0c6SRCMJGnapnVRn/KHfvLelne2amjOtpVr3HrR5PW/tFaQv6gtMWER2YzkIAO7LZJfzL/oiUEDZxGQT8SwdUeiY/oyl5gtrixe6/DR5WKA3VPVYE8aMCW+apoIo84snZJOW9y77icpynibfuIihI7NhNQD1+ibeLs0XzkKA1SSc3y1Ssu7D1FFF8q2DzE55BF6RLG+cLksIg0qQunl8B [email protected] |
danslimmon
/ gist:5533131
Created
May 7, 2013 14:44
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| "Fear Of Drowning" - British Sea Power | |
| "Water Torture" - Herbie Hancock | |
| "Behind The Bushes" - The Knife | |
| "Man In The Box" - Alice In Chains | |
| "I Confess" - Tom Tom Club |
danslimmon
/ read_opentsdb.r
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February 22, 2017 21:02
Reads data from OpenTSDB into an R data frame.
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| # Loads data from OpenTSDB. | |
| # | |
| # `server.url`: The URL of the OpenTSDB server (e.g. 'http://tsdb.example.com') | |
| # `metrics`: List of strings specifying the metrics to pull (e.g. | |
| # c("avg:web.cpu.user{host=*}", "sum:web.requests{type=login}") | |
| # ) | |
| # `start.dt`: How far to go back in the time series, in any format OpenTSDB | |
| # (e.g. "4h-ago") | |
| # `end.dt`: Where to end the results (defaults to now) | |
| # `datify`: Whether to convert timestamps to POSIXlt objects (defaults to TRUE) |